Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's booty, son.

I'm completely faithful to him within the area codes of greater Los Angeles.

Parents don't want you hanging around with their kids for some reason.

You had me at 'hello. ' Oh, God. Danny.

I can't believe I won.

My father was a traveling salesman.

What's he doing?

YOU WHITE? Then you CMAC

Excuse me, miss. Yes?

Who you gonna call?

Um... Should we come back?

When she says you don't give a shit about anything

I told you. Game face.

Look. I'm sorry, okay?

You get married because you love someone

Thanks. Was that eyeliner?

Of the Spaceman.

knights used to write love songs and poems for the women they loved,

Hey! Sexy like a chocolate strawberry.

That's a classy move, man

Love, take me down to the streets

I do give a shit I give lots of shits!

'cause in this moment, doing what I love,

No one loves Kiss.

Eight hours down, 142 to go.

Think you can do better? Who's got a better story? Come on.

No ties, tangle free.

Prepare to have your worldview rocked.

Current Situation

and I don't want to get too graphic, but I used to suck his dick for drugs.

Overnight? That's great. Sign us up.

So do you have a girlfriend?

Fulfill your destiny, Blufgan.

You know why? Kids come first.

We're having an overnight camping trip, Big Bear this weekend.

What's up his cooz?

and, yes, I was kinda hoping that it would lead to some pussy.

Help! Help! Help! Her, I don't like.

He has trouble sleeping outdoors.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

standing there with the moon at his back

Hey there Sophie Lou You're Sexy like a chocolate strawberry

and singing is not my idea of fun. All right?

Wheeler, where you at?

You've been slain by the mighty king. Now get lost,

and that God-awful cape that you made out of my tablecloth? I'm so sick of this.

Totally. Come back next year.

you have to log 150 hours of community service.

What, do you think I'm a pushover? You know what I used to eat for breakfast?

I didn't know I could hurt him, you know?

But it was real. It was from the heart!

Large black coffee.

And if I stay with Sturdy Wings for another five years,

Are you BSing me? 'Cause I know you're the best BSer.

When I killed you, I was, like, No way.

With another sin

You think he's normal. He's normal.

Way to go, big guy. Does this mean

So what's this?

Davith is gone. Nice work.

You know what I eat for breakfast? Cocaine.

I... I lost my temper when I saw you last, and that was regrettable.

Hey! You must be Wheeler.

Even early barbaric modalities have their place.

A gift. I love him so much.

Thanks for the offer. Maybe some other time.

Argotron. Face me, if ye be brave enough.

How many dates do you have to go out with a girl before you get to touch her...

It's not poison. It's got juice in it.

What up, Ronnie? It's good to meet you.

So you gotta hop.

Great. Now I gotta do it.

Mike Snifferpipits.

I ain't your pal, vanilla.

Is it not? Because, if you think about it,

Where's Spaceman?

You guys are so smart. Who's got a scarier story than me?

No, this is... This is part of my battle attire for Laire.

What are you doing?

Been five years.

but I think there's something to be gained

I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard.

Wanna come see my turtle?

You don't think I've noticed the 34-C's in the camouflage tank top

and it's particularly terrifying because it's true.

Man, forget you, man.

This is Karen again.

You want me to move?

That could be any bald guy.

You know, I may not be so happy-go-lucky, but I'm a realist.

Let us thank the gods

Put it back in.

You’re the king B-Rat! You’re the king!

Hey, there, Ronnie. How you doing today? Doing a little drawing?

into the world of underground sex trafficking.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Good morrow, sir! Good morrow to you.

Soon enough. Soon enough you'll want it.

No, I mean a large.

I asked my girlfriend to marry me out of impulse.

Jeez, Augie. You're acting like your goldfish died.

What is he saying? Okay!

A great little dude? You're cute.

yeah. Get your whispering eye in the cab, Augie

I'm sorry. I don't care.

Yeah. Unsafe. Okay, I had a protection spell on me. All right?

Whoop-dee-doo, right?

and I would love to take you if you're interested.

Glückwunsch Du bist in drei Sprachen dumm

Anyone mum to Michael

You know, if you think about it, this is kind of your fault.

...and the eye of the tiger.

Well, that was stupid

But what about that girl you're always looking at, with the cap and the...

He's having sex with a married lady.

This is my country's emblem.

That's Boutte, son!

no later than 3:00 p. m., okay?

Like Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon

But we've got the ass...

Hey, why don't you come over for dinner on Saturday night,

Let me tell you something. I am not your Big, and I'll hit you.

I'm Danny from Sturdy Wings. I'm here for Augie.

Story time is over! Everybody, let's break into our groups.

So you guys have to be at the courthouse

Today I stand before you a warrior!

And this MFer tried to grab on my hang-down.

Yeah. I'm ready. All right.

Come on, come on, come on, come on! Yeah, yeah!

Hey Nick! He’s tastin your beast!

Those are my testicles.

fighting a never-ending war to control the realm.

Maybe you heard that because you're 2 feet away from us.

No. Wait. Oh, yeah, I got it.

I can't believe my eyes.