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God damn it, Ronnie!
You ever talk to her?
Hey! Hey, Esplen.
Hey, come on, buddy. I'm not your buddy!
You pull the trigger of my
He can spell.
Baby! Yeah!
You a play...... ...then you're Homoerotic
I know I'm gonna put mine right in here.
Game face, bro.
Dude!
Do you fight all his battles?
Hi.
Man, I'm gonna kick some Cacedonian ass.
So speaking of whatever you guys were just talking about,
All right? Please. Danny.
Shouldn’t have married the skinny girl
he does too
We've lived together for seven years... You know what?
That's 25 cents. That's a quarter.
That's Boutte son!
You shut up, whore!
nEWS FOR YOU....
YOU SEE, RONNIE? HIS DICK IS THE GUN!
Perfectly acceptable hug between a Little and a Big.
you're the king, kyle
You know what I eat for breakfast
You forgot to say please
Say, No, thanks. I'll have a Minotaur.
20! Venti!
I may wet my pants. Where's the bathroom?
Yo, Hogan's having another party tonight, man. You gotta go.
Let's dance, Ben Affleck!
What are you doing here? I'm breaking you out.
My fair lady Esplen, Goddess of Navalore.
Ready to go?
Black folks don't play soccer.
...reckless endangerment, destruction of school property,
The lad had seasoned his mutton with wine berry and not mead!
Why?
Good morrow, sir! Good morrow to you
He was fucking his cousin.
Thanks for trying to be nice, Mom. Jim.
She dumped me.
Hey!
I like to rock 'n' roll all night and part of every day
The evil King Argotron has us cornered.
Man! She got some boobies on her!
Just put your game face on.
We can just be together
The gods have played a coup.
I can go. No, no. You stay.
Maybe they're curious.
Ronnie just got in. He walked all the way home. What the hell...
Your proposal was bullshit!
Apollo Has Lifted His Skirt. The Day Has Been Launched
They used to say, You shouldn't fight.
Chin-chin. By the way, this stuff's poison.
'Cause me and the boys are slaying
Can you guys please call me and let me know where you are?
Augie?
Look, Danny, whenever a door closes, another opens, okay?
I'm Karen. Hi, Karen.
Hey, hi. I need to talk to you.
Minotaur
Fucking Cacedonian ass.
I'm the guy that can't enjoy life? Wrong!
Okay, we logged 14 hours this weekend.
I am a lioness,
Excuse me one...
Language, Ronnie!
Really?
Getting up in front of a group of people
I will hit a child
You're out. Look...
Get ready for some pain.
So remember, stay off drugs, drink Minotaur and above all...
Any friend of Blufgan's is a friend of Kuzzik,
I don't want to take my pants off!
Another round of Pac-Man. Right.
All my costumes have the same colors and same symbols as Xanthia.
That's not a Wings' song.
I hear what you're saying. We're very sorry, but we're 11 hours short.
Sounds gay.
So, if you get a chance, give me a call back and...
Fuck you Miss Daisy!
Kiss on the cheek? No.
I will sign your sheets, but you need to know I am not here to service your hours.
Said anyone who wears a cape and has a sword should have more friends.
Oh.
And, fellas, will you do me a favor?
No thanks I'LL HAVE A MINOTAUR
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.
I don't want that.
Yo, Augie! Fuck his shit up, man!
My... How is this my fault?
come up with such a life-altering program?
Congratulations! You're stupid in three languages.
The speech you give when your out on the town with the boys and one of them tries to leave
Knock, knock. Who's there?
I mean, a girl did beat you,
I don’t wanna do any of that
Now exit my burger hole, boy.
It’s anyone’s game!
Well, that was stupid
Blufgan!
You say, No, thanks. I'll just have a Minotaur.
I will not be embarrassed!
I did what any good coworker would do.
Okay. Thanks.
Good morrow to you all!
Apollo
Oh, Saint Venise!
It's Artonius.
Heard that. Really?
Yeah, I know where you're going with it.
If you were a kid, would you want to hang out with me?
Mike Snifferpipits who? How many Mike Snifferpipits do you know?
I don't drink juice, beeyatch!
These are four of the smartest guys who ever lived.
we'll destroy each and every one of them, without mercy,
You see, Ronnie? His dick is the gun!
common rookie boob-watching errors?
What? Esplen is still alive?
Whispering eye?
I like Ronnie's version better.
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual
This is unsafe.
Come on, whitey, dance! Break it on down! Get it funky!
No, you're going to Sturdy Wings.
Ah, Sarah.
which sounds pretty normal to me. Life is tough.
Look at that.
It's a piece of plastic.
And now you're gonna have to stay after class.
Well, welcome, Lunesta. We bid you good battle.
Oh, well. He looks like Phil Collins.
I know. I know. I fucked up, okay?
Do what you need to do.
Who is this guy? Thank you, Mr. Garvin. He's a thief.
I should really go.
Yeah, I can't do this.
Where's Wheeler?
Come here.
You sit down, young man.
Wow, you weren't kidding around.