HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Sexy like a chocolate strawberry
I can rock 'n' roll from, like, 1:00 to 3:00. You need to party.
Hey.
Um, that...
One slice to the king's chest and down like a sack of elderberries!
Do what makes you happy. Hey. Whoa!
We’re gonna be rinsing the Big Jo RF style
You can call me if you need legal advice.
Get ready to have your dreams dashed kids
I like to rock and roll all night, and part of every day.
Maybe play a boardgame or tell a knock, knock joke.
Whispered Secrets Golden Silence
Hey, what are you... What are you... Get...
I'll burn them up in a...
We need people. Give me your e-mail.
Oh, my God!
of fun, enjoyable and carefree, then, yes, it's extremely gay.
No, no, no.
Hey, Emma. Sexy like a chocolate strawberry
Good question.
You long for her whispering eye
and instead, over the next 30 days,
Wen u just take it
It's humiliating.
Thanks, man.
You're the man, Danny!
They can kick you out?!?!
How's it going?
Love gun! You see, Ronnie? His Dick is the gun!
Good movies
You suck
Thanks. God damn it!
and we would like to officially invite you to be a soldier in the Xanthian army.
Um...
Sturdy Wings! Sturdy Wings!
Come on. Sing it!
You're on thin ice, buddy.
and he thought he'd stabbed you.
disturbing the peace, parking in a no-parking zone.
Would it kill you to say please?
Cars (2006)
Of course he has a turtle.
We're a smaller country, but we're no Cacedonia, Danny.
Let me ask you something,
Yeah, and if she doesn't come back, I'd go for that friend of hers in the sweater.
Punk add bitch
Let's do it.
What's the point?
He doth not slay the king.
but Sturdy Wings or no Sturdy Wings, I want to be your Big.
I don't know. I don't got a raincoat.
Your mom's psyched that you're her kid.
I have sick thoughts
I think we know... BAD, BAD, BAD!!!
I accidentally cast an unbreakable madness spell on him.
Be nice.
I am the coach. I'm the coach, and I'm the point guard,
Thanks for meeting me.
You're the king, Cross. You're the king.
Let me give you a little motto I live my life by,
Apollo Has Lifted His Skirt. The Day Has Been Launched
A Minotaur!
Muusstaarrrd!
Can I tell you how deeply, deeply I regret this situation with this latest Big?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
How's it going?
I Don’t Drink Pepsi, Bietch
Ghost Busters. Okay. You know what?
you got to hit it and quit it.
Becca and Sarah.
When she says you don't give a Shit about anything
No? Maybe they just understand that life is pain,
Well, obviously we're not supposed to buttfuck these kids.
He can spell.
Call it out there.
She'll be flattered! Why not?
and then we're gonna stay up as late as we can,
Let's take a hike. Thank you.
They look like idiots to me.
Thank you, Minotaur man.
Bring some Ambien. You'll sleep like a baby.
Where you going?
And, Danny, they suspended your license. Did you know that?
All right. You're my PIC, Wheeler.
I love this job!
All right, Ronnie. That's enough.
Rub-a-dub-dub!
I like the idea of it more than I actually like it.
The Cacedonians have our kinsmen surrounded.
That's a pretty smart strategy.
Do you understand? - Yes.
before the first apple-cider break.
But the Pac-Man here, I think it's 50 cents.
grab a straw and snort?
Wow.
There's precious little time.
No, you're not sorry. You don't care about any of this!
That's right, some kids are allergic to their own sweat.
What the hell.
Now, all right.
Email inbox quota going up slack missing from announcement
Hey, we could pretend to be their uncles, pull them out of school.
Okay. If you say so.
Get ready to have your dreams dashed, kids
Go on.
That's true, I am white.
You just have to look for it.
No way. I killed you.
It was great. We did 14 hours. Will you sign our sheets?
His majesty approaches. Oh, crap!
If by gay you mean the old English definition
You're not hearing what I'm saying to you.
Cool.
it's not how we roll.
Cacedonia!
as much time with your Little...
Now, if I go to jail, I'm gonna lose my job. Listen.
Nobody tells me what to do.
Now I'm addicted to helping.
You light brown? Then you Ben Affleck.
I used to have sick thoughts.
I like Easter Boobies
Love gun
Yeah.
It's not the manpower. It's the power of the man.
They can kick you out?
Thank you. Thank you, noble king.
At least in public.
Have we met? I don't know. Have we?
Leave it to us, Augie.
All right. I'II...
Where are you?
I’m gonna run a train on those crawfish!! Like yumm, yumm, yumm!!
Oh, my God.
Danny?
In what way are we full of shit?
with your required time with Augie.
A party to, not the party.
'Cause, the kid, man, I don't get it.
Reed after Final Point shenanigans
when you're standing over there, and you're standing over there,
It's this fantasy world where anything is possible.
You guys are fucked Basically what the first presidential debate indicated