Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on. It'll be fun. No.

What's up, man? Hey. How you doing?

Go fuck yourself.

There's cake! Let's try and enjoy ourselves.

You think he's normal? Yeah, I think he's normal.

And, seriously, you're gonna get

What the fuck? I'm driving! What...

Your shivering is showing

No. No. They couldn't at the time. That's why they had to dress like clowns.

Don’t throw shit Ronnie!

I cannot stall any longer.

Leave me alone.

Don't BS a BS'r

from a committed, caring adult.

Never mind. What?

You probably heard that out of context… When I asked my friend Danny if he wanted to get raped

I know. It's just that my... Denver omelet?

It means vagina.

But how? It's called training.

See Ronnie, his dick is the propeller!

with glee-glop and the floopty-doos, all right?

No. Venti is 20.

and not that from-concentrate shit.

I don't know, Beth. I mean, I can't speak for Wheeler, but I'll be there.

So both of us don't want to be here.

Hey, King! King!

I don't really believe in imaginary bloodshed.

And group B, go with Duane. What you got on tap, Duane?

A little lovin' Yeah, yeah, yeah

Prison of sick thoughts!

"And this motherfucker tried to grab on my hang-down."

I don't have crabs. What have you been telling them, Ronnie?

Come, let us gingerly touch our tips!

Well, listen. I got a long-standing relationship with this judge,

and I can just walk right out of here.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. It's fun though, right?

and left him so you could go get a blow job.

You know you want it.

If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit.

You're so romantic.

all hail queen cyrena

but you don't have to ruin it for me, because I do give a shit!

Hey, Augie, when I was a little kid, I accidentally

That's because this is soccer.

I can see that.

Anyway, I was just wondering

What's a PIC? Partner in crime.

Hey. How you doing?

You know, dress like a nun. Sure.

And as the barn door creaked open, ever so slowly, standing there with the moon at his back and holding the severed head of the pediatrician's mother in his hand,

Okay, stop! Stop! Okay!

Group A, come with me for Martin's midnight mystery hike.

'Cause, the kid, man, I don't get it. He’s into fairies and dragons and, you know, hoboes and shit

Come on! Let's kill some Cacedonians!

When someone complains about how broke they are

That guy's black. Right there.

Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?

You know what, you've been picking fights with everybody.

That wasn't a stupid question.

Yeah, I'm not gonna wear this.

Hey, kids! We Chip Monks just broke our vow of silence, and we want to sing!

This sucks ass.

Well, since you put it that way, it's still not my problem.

So, Aug, it's a pretty interesting cape.

This is Danny. He wants to be your new friend.

The only thing we can do now

They can't hurt you now.

I said it is tough, but I think it's tougher with parents like you.

What's her problem?

I've heard of popcorn in the face, but this is ridiculous.

Greetings, nobleman!

Why do kids do drugs Because they're awesome

There's gonna be a lot of sweet-ass pussy there, girl pussy.

That’s so funny. ‘Cause I think the Easter bunny is hot

Countrymen, smell the battle in the air!

Who told you to say that?

And, FYI, it's called a venti because it's 20 ounces!

This is how it ends.

Who are these clowns?

Out here, I'm just another woman who's ready to cheat.

What's up, Wheeler?

Not bad. Blufgan.

I don't have a goldfish, Jim. You know what I mean.

Greetings, friends.

You're the king, Cross. You're the king.

You're the king, Wheeler. You're the king.

You white? Then you Biff Henderson

You're not Sturdy Wings material.

Tell her her hair is like 1,000 suns. Look, I...

We’re gonna be rinsing the Big Jo RF style

All Hail The Queen

to celebrate you joining the rest of the world.

I will. Thanks. Okay.

Well, what do you do?

My bad. Is that when he is or isn't whacking it to The Sims?

Come on. I took the afternoon off.

And your whispering eye.

If they don't, they're willing to accept death by hard ground.

Augie, screw them.

And you thought wrong, you furry faggot.

So I guess I'll pick you up tomorrow around 9:00?

All right. That was good!

And FYI, you're playing on this girl's court now, okay?

Maybe a stupid one, but I'm just spit-balling here.

Wait. I know it.

Yeah. A real blast.

and, you know, hoboes.

I'd like you to leave now, please.

Take that, you lily-livered coward!

I’m gonna run a train On this Easy Mac

We are gonna make some s'mores using white chocolate.

Heard that, Really?

How’d you get 1st place in warzone?

Ronnie, this is Anson.

I gotta pee. I really gotta pee.

so if you wouldn't mind, you can clear my name,

Your mental illness is showing

I like to rock 'n' roll all night and part of every day

I don't understand. How are we BSing you?

No, I don't want to talk to you right now.

Look. Hey. This is us.

Paul Stanley is sick of Kiss.

Got you, man! Got you!

Hey, Danny, you wanna come see my turtle?

I love you, too.

Maybe they're trying to fit in with a new group of friends.

Yeah. Get your whispering eye in the cab, Augie.

We can see each other.

I like how it evokes the concept of ass and butt.