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You did a really good thing tonight, Wheeler.
“He hath too much pride”
Forget her, man.
it's not poison It's got juice in it
College Professors Grading Papers
Yeah, focus. You'll get it.
Oh. I'm sorry. Augie, right. He'll be out in a minute.
This MFer is tryna grab my joint!
'Tis a mere month away.
Come Let us gingerly touch our tips
Hillary Clinton. I'm sort of into politics.
Suck it, Reindeer Games!
You have been a bad boy!
He knows not I'm here.
The end is near.
Hey. Hey, hey. Watch your mouth, little man.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
The length of a moon, hence honeymoon.
Sounds Gay
Crank This Shit up to 11
You both are disqualified from Laire forever.
Bang Bang Bang
And every woman has two boobs, for the most part.
Why did you put Doctor in quotes?
Maybe worry a little bit about them and not so much about your hours.
This is a battle to the last man standing,
Stay off drugs! Minotaur!
Fight well, and may the best country win!
I'm not gonna get in trouble, right?
I'm gonna run a train on these chicken fingers.
And that way, I can use my BS flyswatter to swat away the flies That is your BS
All hail Queen Cyrena
Once we pass this point, there's no turning back.
Nice one, dude.
There's always a guy with an acoustic guitar that doesn't quite know how to play it.
Why not? Come on. We'll do a duet!
Camping blows. It's dirty, and I don't like sleeping on rocks.
Yo, Wheeler. What's up, man?
I'm gonna enjoy this! Right!
Hey. I'm gonna rock a squirt,
Can't BS a BSER
He doesn't need another man leaving him behind.
I killed the king. Oh, my God.
Look at me. Me, David Garvin, stealing TVs.
Honky-ass wanted a handful of my balls!
It's a crown.
and if you smoke something or take a pill, it'll go away for a while.
and you don't wanna go to prison.
Yeah. Large is large. In fact, tall is large.
An honorable, albeit court-appointed, friend once said to me,
Me right before RHOBH
That's... You look amazing.
and the next you could be battling against a troll who wants nothing more
Fade into the mist
Fun though, right?
Black Sheba. Yeah, but listen...
See how that feels.
What are you doing out here?
Hug me. I don't want to do any of that.
How about you, Daniel? You think you can top it?
thinking you can come back at me, okay,
His idea of fun is a fucking pottery class, yo.
I can't believe we're going to jail.
Hi, Danny.
You know what? We're making a detour. What?
Dude your mental illness is showing
than a little baby panda bear...
let's-go-do-stuff-together kind of thing.
You know, a lot of people don't realize that bushes, just like flowers,
And this motherfucker tried to grab on my hang-down.
Come on, man! We're on pins and needles. Give us a story.
What was Danny doing with those Ambiens?
All Hail King Blumpkin!
Yeah.
Give Me My Damn Juice
I know I have already won.
Come on! Sit down!
You gotta promise me. Yeah, I promise. I just...
Wow, you look way too young to be Ronnie's mother.
Every College Student’s Fear Turning In Papers
So, FYI, there you go. Okay?
His dick is the gun!
not gonna sign my hours sheet now.
and if you let anything bad happen to my cub,
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no!
Oh, a true story!
Yeah. I'd love that.
Talk to her.
Hi, Blufgan.
Tim and Sue
My language is English!
You can do anything you want in life
Do what makes you happy. You want to wear a cape? Wear a cape.
Who wants to sniff this bush
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
That's scary!
Are you telling me a kid could slay the mighty king?
Good morning.
What are you doing?
Oh, my God.
What?
A what?
So let's get married.
Oh. Beyoncé. She's smoking!
If I had to do this job forever, I'd put a bullet in my head.
I want to hear you say it.
I’ll fade into the mist…
Ouch! Watch it!
When I was his age,
Yeah!
Hey, but while I've got you here in my personal space,
All right. I'm gonna get a beer.
We will get raped in jail. Do you understand?
Why did you put presence in quotes?
Kumbaya, huh?
Can I get a tall chai?
I stand here before you not as the Augie Farks you once knew.
THE 6 GOD HAS LIFTED HIS SKIRT, THE DAY HAS BEEN LAUNCHED
'cause I would love to see you penetrate me again.
OH MY GOD
Wait a second. That's not fair.
I got you a venti chai,
Hail, Esplen!
You posted some sick shots
Hey, what does this look like to you?
Dude, this is like Shrek's piss.
I've never done that before, but I will punch you in the face.
Long story short, you guys are not going to jail.
for the way that I behaved last time.
There's a transformation.
Greetings, Artonius.
Please! Watch your language!
Taste the beast!
It's Danny. Oh.
They're my kinsmen.
Oh, no. It's not a... It's not a cow.
I know she's a few pounds overweight, but, you know, in my experience, it's the bigger ones that do way more stuff.
I’m about to run train on these doughnuts
Concentrate. Not from concentrate. Pulp. Low pulp.
Who would believe it?
And then I ran a truck that looks like a bull into a statue of a horse.
So good to meet you. You, too.
County courthouse, 3:00. All right.
As you command.
I just wanted to come by and apologize
Okay, 'cause Connie and I are gonna take some,
So, Augie,
Bullshit each other Ok
Leave them for Davith.
Damn straight.
Tell me, Blufgan, art thou preparing for the Battle Royale?
No, I didn't know that.