Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's real in the game of Monopoly.

I shall approach him from the rear.

The lad had seasoned his mutton with wine berry and not mead!

Do you know the song Beth? By Kiss?

Oh. He got me my junk.

And as the barn door creaked open, ever so slowly,

Diana has put her bosom away.

Dude! You're a liar.

No one's lasted more than a day,

Danny, you're not happy.

Looks like you guys could use a hand up here.

but I actually like my life, okay?

and he got this one out of your mom's closet.

You know what I used to eat for lunch?

So I heard there was some sex on the trip

How much time do you have left?

And it makes me feel bad about me that I can't make you happier.

Come on, please.

Quiet down! Quiet down! Gather round, ye nobles!

You know when I want him to wear what makes him happy?

How about those twin cannons hiking up the mountain ridge 50 yards due west?

And you know what? That's fine if you don't give a shit,

Used to be addicted to pills.

Don't worry. I'm very pro-choice.

You know what? I would never have invited you over for moussaka

What the fuck just happened there?

I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch, he'd come in his pants.

Well, we got that in common.

When your husband says he's going to the bathroom but you find him "taking a nap" instead

Please, just flip the switch and put it down.

No, no. There's girls there.

All hail King CA!!

Give her one call.

This is your last chance. Start acting like Bigs.

Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!

All right. Whatever! Hey, come here.

You can't go anywhere. Come on.

I could do this job forever.

We're making the world a better place.

Hello, gentlemen.

I like your view on Swoogins!

Shut up! Okay? Shut up!

Exactly. I'm BS-proof.

Venti is large.

and listen good. I am a very animalistic woman,

No, 'cause you did it is why I think you did it.

You know why? Because my brother takes long showers..

I was wondering if you could maybe sign my hours sheet from yesterday.

No, no, no, no. It's over. You blew it. It's done. Okay?

So, your parents... Wow.

things start to get all trippy, and then we're gonna fuck.

She says I take no joy in life.

Oh, he seems to be wounded.

What are you doing here? I wanted to talk to you.

A little lovin' Yeah, yeah, yeah

Gonna be like numnumnumnum

You have to kneel before the king.

which is what they call a large here, which I love.

Classic case of guy on the ground

the pizza delivery boy

My guidance counselor signed me up.

You could use a little dose of the outdoors.

So, do you like Coca-Cola?

We go to prison, you're never gonna get Beth back.

I'm determined to make it up to him. All right?

We will give you food to eat

Ronnie. Ronnie.

Fellows? These young gentlemen here have decided your fates.

I just hope we're talking pasta and not pussy.

Huzzah, huzzah!

Venti is Twenty

So whenever you'd like to taste one, help yourselves.

We'll go to the party, we'll get some zah,

I mean, what are we after here? Okay.

Opening to Babe Pig in the City 1999 DVD

Come on, man! Just having some fun.

Yeah, that kind of was my plan.

I’ve heard of helicopter parenting but this is ridiculous

Shit. Thank you.

Language, Ronnie!

Shall I take him out, sire?

Your erection is showing.

obstructing a police officer, attempted grand theft auto,

Next time you want to bullshit me, Bullshit each other

Good talk, Wheeler.

Bid him good morrow.

All hail king blumpkin!

He's running. We're running.

You don't always have to get breakfast this time of day.

You are going down!

"And this motherfucker tried to grab on my hang-down."

play some Xbox.

I didn’t know it was legal to fuck your cousins in the state of New Hampshire

Really? Because according to this, you were a party to...

Everyone, I'm telling you the truth. I killed the king!

Where am I gonna find a girl who hates all the same things I do?

DON'T BULLSHIT A BULLSHITTER.

Karaoke night with Johnny

What have you got?

for not showing up to the hearing this afternoon.

And don't expect me to testify on your behalf.

Yeah. They'll probably double our sentence

You wish to kiss me?

Hey, do you want to get raped?

And her whispering eye.

Dude. Nice, man.

and they put on guitars and makeup to get girls,

Yeah. You are white.

Augie, what the hell? Your boys just killed me!

I want you to meet someone really special.

Oh, God, really?

You long for her whispering eye. We can...

Get the fuck out of the way, asshole!

Hey, Beth. How's it going? It's me.

Didst thou shank it into the woods

So why don't you two guys go home,

This is so unfair!

Go get them, Augie!

Where did the last 10 years of my life go?

Are you implying that she isn’t real?

Yeah, I'm banned. This is a great thing.

And you're gonna stay 11 hours short, okay? I don't know.

I thought that's what you just said.