Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, it looks like I'm out of handouts.

It's Like 24l7 Or Been There,

I'm sort of engaged.

One slice to the king's chest and down like a sack of elderberries!

I don't think there's many warriors left, you know.

You got a thing for Sweeny, Martin?

We're trying to keep it... We're trying to keep it real.

But, you know, this isn't reality. It's not the real world.

KRISS-MY-ANTHIA....Assemble

You shut up, whore!

could lead to dying sad and alone? What?

Hey, pick us up in two hours.

Fuck you, Anson!

I'd love to see you.

Sturdy Wings is a simple concept.

I've been to prison.

I know that's not the case here.

I like to rock 'n' roll all night and part of every day!

I made it for you.

crank this shit up to 11,

I just can't promise anything.

All right. You boys have fun.

I'm not kidding.

from us spending 139 more hours together.

I don't wanna hear any more about your Dungeons & Dragons

Signed him up about six weeks ago. Matched him up with eight different Bigs.

I'm not that interested in becoming Mrs. Dick-in-a-rut.

Stay off drugs! MINOTAUR!

Really? She's gonna be banging Patricia Feingold?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gots to get my Slurpee on.

God, I'm really kicking your ass.

Now, that's that, so as far as this goes, I didn't do anything here,

I gotta talk to her.

It's gonna take some serious lawyering on my part.

the net is like your goals in life, and you are the ball.

Send the girls and kids to the park and we’ll break out the pg stuff

I was wondering if you could maybe sign off on my hours from yesterday.

I’m gonna run a train on them strawberry cakes , like yummmm yummm yummm

I like your take on the Illini

Sometimes I call myself the Booby Watcher.

Your whispering eye

What? What? Wait. No, no, no. No, you can't do that.

What? Whoa, whoa!

I would have enough money to

Come. Let us gingerly touch our tips

That's a nice routine you worked out.

They don't call me the king of this game for nothing!

Retreat to the castle!

No worries, my liege.

This is a nightmare.

Do you think I give a shit if you guys go to prison?

I have no idea what I'm gonna do with this kid.

He hath too much pride.

I Don't Drink Lean, Biatch! I ain't your bitch, ain't nobody's bitch, bitch

When your husband says he's going to the bathroom but you find him "taking a nap" instead

You know, I'm 35 years old.

Fade into the mist..

I got fucking carjacked.

Let’s do this, we shall

Tis a MERE month away

No! No. More later! Now I must fight!

Look, life is hard, all right?

We're psyched. I'm so psyched, I can't stand it.

No one loves Goose

Goyum.. why bother??

Hey, guys. How's it going?

and take some pride in dying an honorable death.

Drugs are bad. Energy drinks, good.

It's that guy from The Burger Hole.

I'm gonna run a train On these goals

There's a nation at war. Are you in?

This bitch tried to grab my joint!

You are an S- H-I-T-T-Y friend.

And your positive attitude and your whispering eye

Oh, no. Oh, no.

GOOD MORROW Young Warrior

Sorry, Blufgan.

You're the king, Raimana. You're the king.

Who wants to sniff this bush?

Really? Says who? Fellini?

Me, either. I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch, he'd come in his pants.

Romance her. Give her that patch of yours. She'll love it.

Get the hell out.

Who you've met, like, 127 times.

All hail Lunesta.

Well, he likes girls. That's a good thing. That's a surprise to me.

as long as you stay away from drugs.

You see, Ronnie? His dick is The Thing!

And if you get hit in the chest, then you're...

And a large black coffee.

Shit, this kid really jacks you up.

emit a wonderful aroma, especially at night.

Hey, hey, Odeon. Make way for King Argotron!

I've been with you seven years, and it's been getting progressively worse.

Last night was shaking And pretty loud

You guys are reckless out there.

He wrote the music to The Sting.

Get ready to have your dreams dashed, kids,

You know what? Don't worry about it. We'll make do with three each.

I sort of have a boner.

Fuck you, Anson!

Even got my own comic book. Adventures of the Booby Watcher.

if maybe you could see it in your heart

And me, the Cat!

You forgot to say please

Lifestyle you chose

So Ronnie's out on some kind of hike.

You get hit in the leg, you lose the leg.

Goyum.. why bother

Yeah, she probably just had to hold down the fort.

Fucking asshole.

I told you I'd pick you up at 10:00, right?

No, but I killed you.

You black? Then you Grant Holloway

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

I know she's a few pounds overweight, but, you know, in my experience,

We're selling them nuclear horse piss for 6 bucks a can.

Yeah! All right!

Screw them. We'll start our own country.

Round mounds of grass shaped like...

Okay. That's enough.

They killed you, so you have to die an honorable and noble death.

I like Easter Boobies

Don’t you sass me

It's like 24l7 or been there, done that. You hate that, too.

No, that's... Parental signatures are mama's department. One second.

It's her voice mail.