Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What kind of James Bond movie is this? A classic mirth-making one!
- Denver/Green Bay-Who do you like? - That's football, right?
Well, you won't get to see Santa's big sing-off...
Now, children, if you have to answer nature's call during the night...
Ho, ho, ho. What's that, Blitzen?
- Yeah. They really hurt that guy's feelings. - I know!
Quiet, Principal Spinner!
They made an elephant!
Come on, kids. Let's leave this awful place and never come back.
- I spit on your monitors! - I know. That's why the position's available.
Ha-ha! Next time get a DVD!
That elephant ate my entire platoon.
With a little help from our friend, sodium chloride!
Uh, with all our unscripted horseplay, we sometimes don't think about-
- Hey, where are the teachers? - Eh, their union just called an emergency caucus.
I'm so hungry. I want more.
We're trapped in the school!
Boy, that salt really ate through the car.
Say that to my face , ya limp noodle !
# I will always be true #
Hello my name is Hello my name is
- Ready for the circus, Homer? - Circus?
I am just a local merchant from, uh, this town.
Silence, Seymour! We're in charge now.
As French Canadians, they don't believe in refunds...