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- Go. Go. - Okay.
You can advance through the stages...
- Yes, Louise? - Dad, hi.
That's a man?
- Sounds interesting. - Stupid?
What happened today is in the past...
Read! Learn How To Read The Schedule That You Write.
-[Mutters] - What's wrong?
Come on. Tina, let's go right now.
It's just, she's growing up so fast.
[ Chanting] Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
Dad, Dad, Dad.
All right. Bye.
It's 4:28.
- Trash! Trash! - Trash time! Trash time!
Bob, please. There is nothing to be embarrassed about.
Of course not. I mean, nothing wrong with it.
- Okay. Fine. - Thank you!
[Sighs] Tina, go to bed.
Thanks, Tina. I got him right where I want him
- I didn't notice you. - That's okay.
My Brain after 2pm
Tina, you're next.
Just wait till we get near it.
Gene and Louise, be nice.
- Watch it. - You can't hurt me. I'm already dead.
-[Groans] - Uh-oh.
Welcome to the world of capoeira.
You have to learn to groan right, Tina.
[Sniffs]
Is it on another menu?
Read! Learn how to read the schedule that you Write.
This is the sixth time we've circled the block. - I have to pee and I'm not going in the cup again. - Tie a knot in it, Francine!
I mean, it would be fun.
- Tina, What are you doing? - Dad, you don't understand.
Here's your bill- $4.16, pervert.
- What? Why? - Ow.
READ! LEARN HOW TO READ!
Words can't explain this. You just have to see it.
Tambourine! Tambourine!
[ Chanting] Jairo! Jairo! Jairo! Jairo! Jairo!
Brazil!
- Sucker! - Gene, run.
You're supposed to be back at work, Tina...