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Linda, I just grounded her. You let her go.
- Oh. - Yeah.
he'll find it with enough classes.
But my body needs it.
Here's your choice. You give me the phone and you might get it back in 8 minutes,
which is completely optional unless you're serious about capoeira.
You have earned your yellow cord.
She's pubin' out right now pretty bad
But, like his grandfather. No. Said good, like.
We're not on the schedule today.
Capoeira is the most seductive form of self-defense.
Come with us. Come on, Tina!
Brazil! [ Grunts]
cover me for my 430 meeting
How do you do Sunny 95, I’m Oscar Meyerweiner, and these are the second grade classes from Binns Elementary School in Columbus. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
And I'm, uh- Brazil. Finished.
I'm sorry, Tina. I'm not going.
No, Dad. [ Groans]
WDRB-TV IN LOUISVILLE KY
Why don't Gene and Louise have to have fun like this?
Aw!
to drive someone's nose bone into their brain?
Because you're not supposed to have your phone out!
4128 is an invalid time.
to cover me for my, uh, 4:30 meeting.
Tina, if you're gonna lay on the floor...
- Whats that about? - Its a dead seal, Mom.
[Both Laughing]
Go, Tina! You're doing great.
- [Chanting Continues] -[Grunts]
Capoeira is breathtaking...
Good fight. Good fight. That was fun to Watch.
Never look back! You are dead to us.
Brazil
I enjoy helping elderly men repair their aging bodies.
Well, I'm sorry. Tina is busy. She's working the grill.
Iinstead of one big one. Little poops.
Sounds momentous.
What is it? ls it some kind of dancing?
no
I understand you're grounded, effective right now.
It is quite common for a wounded animal to make a bowel movement...