Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have the nuclear device armed and ready to detonate on your word, brother!
The Apple store isn't a used-car lot, granddad.
Now, I'm not crazy. I want one of these computers
man on man [beep] or smoking of Reefer.
It does not exist, therefore I cannot speak it.
No! No! Why me?! Why me?!
You almost made me feel bad about cussing out that guy at the Apple store.
Siri has some words she wanted to share with Robert. Siri?
Ha! Caught you, nigga!
Siri?! God damn it!
How?
You would do that for me?
Couldn't even get the stupid lady to work.
with the touch-screen thingy on these
That is sweat of joy.
and discovered you are both a war hero and a civil rights legend.
- You mean the iPad? - Yes, iPad.
You can't pull this kind of [beep] on old people!
Oh, I want some sweet potato pie.
May I see your phone, please?
Well, the iPhones are right over here.
You sick a-head!
Ah, let's do some ocean sounds.
Well, she's lighter and thinner than a real grandmother,
Then why he sweating?
I apologize, Robert.
We shouldn't have secrets. What is it?
Then call Apple and make them fix it!
Hey, cutie pie.
Oh, what, nigga? Oh, you think you're somebody
Robert, I know you're desperate but have some self-respect.
So, here I am.
I didn't put that there!
It, um, says it's declined.
Out there in the clouds, listening to us.