Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A business manager can't make money appear in your bank account.

again and again with his twisted negro penis.

We're just made of different materials,

Now, at this time, we ask that you please rise if you're able and remove all caps, and join us, as we honor America and those who protect her both home and abroad, with the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

some machine you can just turn off?

Shut up, Riley.

Robert, if you're gonna Photoshop, at least make it a white woman.

This is all for your own good, Robert.

uh, I'll take you on pro bono.

Shut up, woman!

Come on, granddad!

but I know I can kick an Apple worker's ass, okay?

Robert. Wake up, Robert.

Only on special occasions.

No, not at all, Huey!

that do not represent a security threat.

Jacqueline, if you'll excuse me.

Hello? Yes. I'm trying to reach the fraud department.

Well, I'm equally honored to... own an iPhone, Siri.

I thought to myself, "who is this guy?"

I thought, "I just have to meet you."

Hey, you, I asked for the nice chick in the commercial,

Sir, could you please just calm down and explain the problem?