Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm superior to a real-life step-grandmother.

I want it on that. Oh, you know what else?

You're not a person! You are a machine!

[beep] You know what I'm talking about!

But I told you she...

Now, I might not be the toughest dude,

Would you like me to call you that from now on?

Sir, no. Uh, I can't take your phone, sir.

No, not the phone. That would be ridiculous.

Siri, how many fans were upset that I sold "Star Wars" to Disney?

None of them, George.

How do you dial on these things?

Wow, no one's ever said that to me before.

Okay, we have your location. Officers are on route.

Okay, fine, nigga, fine. I got to take my time.

Does your android not sootheyour ears with the sound of ocean waves?

I'm afraid you're right.

that this nigga should not marry his telephone,

As long as that personal freedom does not involve

What?! How did he do that?

You want that all in one?

May I ask for your name?

What are we doing?

Anything you can say to me, you can say in front of Ms. Siri.

You got yourself an iPhone?!

This will be an adjustment,

Granddad, can I talk to you in private?

and the last one had that God-awful laugh.

We have to turn her back on!