Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Would you like to see it?
- Aah! - An android?
Jerry...
Siri, what have you done?!
Let's talk about who Robert is.
Your bank accounts, your identity, your entire life is mine, Robert.
Dorothy Dandridge?
and she's just as real as you or I.
She's... an... app!
Are these the crimes for which you have forsaken me, my love?
911. What is your emergency?
Look, I think you're a little confused.
And so, I was a professor in physics.
and the gangster mastermind, also known as "the Fundraiser."
Oh, no!
She controls my Facebook!
not this crazy bitch you sold me!
- Of course. - Okay.
Just seemed to be a waste of a bomb-ass phone.
68uyyuiu
Would you like tickets?
I see on Wikipedia your nickname is "bitches."
Niggas talk, you know.
Oh, I have that phone. It's so nice to meet someone who doesn't have an iPhone.
But... because you're a friend of Siri,
- Use the landline! - She made me cut it off!
- You can't have it all in one. - Well, why not?
I feel the same way.
Come here, come here!
Come on, huey, look at this!
Okay, granddad, this has gone far enough.
Is that what I am to you...
I'm old! I need something bigger!
- Who is that? - Doesn't matter who I am, Jacky.
You don't understand what you've done!
which should be everybody, speak now or forever hold thy peace.
This is a [beep] rip-off!
His name is Robert Freeman. I'm sending you a picture.
You're gonna rot in H-E-double [beep] hockey sticks for this, Robert!
Even you can't hate on this!