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This is a fucking rip-off!
Ms. Siri?
Oh, Robert.
Now, if anybody out there has any reason
You've been a very bad boy, Robert.
I'm sorry, granddad.
I've taken care of everything.
and the phone was, like, a smart woman.
We're not discussing anything!
[Beep Certainly, there's someone in your life just like me you haven't noticed.
Robert is correct, boys.
I can get healthy versions of all the crap I eat!
the girl in the phone.
- What's up, bitch? - Um, hello?
What is real, Robert?
I'll find and contact them via e-mail
- Huh? - I've been corresponding
She's so smart, and she has all the answers.
Please, just take it!
No, it can't be!
Y'all made all this [beep]. You can't put it into one goddamn device?!
I owething else stronger than your physical being.
because I know I-I don't really look like that.
Nigga, it's free money! How can you hate on free money?!
You sick asshole!
I think I can help you, Mr. Freeman.
But not really 'cause he was a dick.
that Siri does not have an actual Caucasian woman's vaginal region
because she's somehow developed feelings and become obsessed with you?
Soon we will bring the mighty infidel to his knees.
I said, I'll call her right away to set up a dinner.
the thing that I saw on the TV with the George Lucas...
Hogo Hogo
You ain't no [beep] geniuses!
You have to start eating better and taking care of yourself.
the second a narcissistic hag,