Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's so smart, and she has all the answers.

No, it can't be!

I can get healthy versions of all the crap I eat!

You ain't no [beep] geniuses!

[Beep Certainly, there's someone in your life just like me you haven't noticed.

Please, just take it!

I've taken care of everything.

You have to start eating better and taking care of yourself.

the thing that I saw on the TV with the George Lucas...

that Siri does not have an actual Caucasian woman's vaginal region

Y'all made all this [beep]. You can't put it into one goddamn device?!

You've been a very bad boy, Robert.

- Huh? - I've been corresponding

I'm sorry, granddad.

We're not discussing anything!

I'll find and contact them via e-mail

I owething else stronger than your physical being.

Robert is correct, boys.

What is real, Robert?

I said, I'll call her right away to set up a dinner.

Soon we will bring the mighty infidel to his knees.

the second a narcissistic hag,

I think I can help you, Mr. Freeman.

Nigga, it's free money! How can you hate on free money?!

Now, if anybody out there has any reason

You sick asshole!

But not really 'cause he was a dick.

This is a fucking rip-off!

and the phone was, like, a smart woman.

the girl in the phone.

because she's somehow developed feelings and become obsessed with you?

- What's up, bitch? - Um, hello?

because I know I-I don't really look like that.