Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

touch the screen instead of typing?
Is he still attacking you, ma'am?
Yeah, granddad.
The next showing of Mr. Spielberg's movie is 7:30.
I don't think it works like the commercials.
Now, at this time,
we should shed our physical beings.
How do you live with yourself, you filthy turd of a man?!
Girl? In the phone? Um, I'm not sure I know what you're talking about.
We are going to make you the man I know you can be.
I think there have been some unauthorized charges on my credit card.
Did you really think I couldn't hack your piece of [beep] android, Robert?
Oh, not that much.
No, it was Siri! She called you by herself!
Well, Siri, I'd say we had a pretty good first day.
Just tell me what kind of women you like.
Approximately 200 million.
You've been talking to some very bad people.
What? No, wait, that's not mine!
I love you so much, I learned to copy your voice.
and she's great with directions.
He's heavy!
No, no, I want it all in one device, please. Thank you.
You better be calling me from the landfill!
Sure.
I wish.
I want the computer woman in the commercial.
Does it not seek to heal your broken soul?
the personal voice-activated assistant on the iPhone.
Siri, did you see that?!
I've been hacked! My identity has been stolen!
That sounds an awful lot like dying.