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Come find me, Robert.
- Siri? - Whatever the bitch name is,
And then I worked in the corporate world for way too long.
to a safe place in the house, ma'am?
Now give me the phone, damn it!
I want you to think of Ms. Siri as your grandmother.
Siri, baby, I'm sorry. He didn't know.
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Yes, huey. We are a family.
You can meet them at your leisure.
It will be so quick.
Oh. Any chance of, uh...
It says I'm supposed to confiscate the card, but you can just go ahead.
and called us from inside your house?
You might want to lower your expectations just a little.
What did you say?
Something about the Apple store really annoys me.
Give me the phone, nigga!
Me and Ms. Siri are very much in love.
And while Siri here is not an actual Caucasian woman,
So, you see, boys, there are going to be some changes around here.
Don't look at me like that.
I just wanted an iPhone!
Is that even legal?
Whew! Well, we made it.
What'll be quick? What are you talking about?!
Yes, please.
bleed
when all y'all got to do is put this [beep] into one device!
So, you're saying someone hacked your iPhone
It's this hammer!
Whoa, I can't afford this!