Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want you to think of Ms. Siri as your grandmother.
I just wanted an iPhone!
bleed
Whoa, I can't afford this!
Oh. Any chance of, uh...
Is that even legal?
It will be so quick.
when all y'all got to do is put this [beep] into one device!
Yes, please.
You might want to lower your expectations just a little.
and called us from inside your house?
Don't look at me like that.
to a safe place in the house, ma'am?
What'll be quick? What are you talking about?!
It's this hammer!
And then I worked in the corporate world for way too long.
Come find me, Robert.
So, you're saying someone hacked your iPhone
Whew! Well, we made it.
You can meet them at your leisure.
Yes, huey. We are a family.
Siri, baby, I'm sorry. He didn't know.
So, you see, boys, there are going to be some changes around here.
And while Siri here is not an actual Caucasian woman,
Now give me the phone, damn it!
Something about the Apple store really annoys me.
It says I'm supposed to confiscate the card, but you can just go ahead.
- Siri? - Whatever the bitch name is,
Give me the phone, nigga!
Me and Ms. Siri are very much in love.
What did you say?
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