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The white man is so brilliant,
Ah, yes, the visionary domestic terrorist
and you know how real women can put on weight,
Sure, and, uh, do you speak Bocce?
You can't.
Give it to me! Give it to me now!
And how many of those fans donated $4 billion to charity?
Of course not, grandson.
Maybe I should get one of those.
what a [beep] up person you really are, Robert.
Are you sure?
just 'cause you got the white man's telephone?!
It works!
Give it to me, give it to me!
It's my new business manager.
How you gonna threaten to call the police on me?!
Shed what?
Before, maybe. Now, no way.
How many times have I told you I will not be turned off, Robert?
Excuse me, I want to buy
An iPhone with the new improved Siri!
but soon you will see it's all for the best.
I was messed up inside and out.
So now you want a laptop.
The first was a terminal bore,
I'm trapped in a house, and there's a man attacking me with a hammer!
Do y'all have that screen thing that you can, like,
[beep] Y'all! I'll take the damn phone!
How could you put that on your Facebook page?!