Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can it wait? I just got off work.

Here he is, folks, the man who saved PBS...

- [ Bart ] Rledge drive? [ Groans ] - That's right, Betty White.

Well said, Homer. And now for the moment of generosity.

Great. Now my testicle's got ants on it.

- [ Chiming Louder] - Do you hear me, Lord?

- Ahh! - #No feeling #

it's time to show your support.

And the next 20 callers will get this album of museum noises.

- You know who you are. Thieves! - You're mad? Where's my show?

Gather round, everyone. I'm gonna teach you about religion.

I guess so. But that first month was pretty rough.

$10000! $10000!

Quick. You gotta hide me from PBS.

Homer, how would you like to be a missionary in the South Pacific?

So you can take it from there. Bye!

Like this, from the book of...

[ Man ] #No feeling #

- has made public television so very, very unnecessary. - [ Scattered Applause ]

Well, now it's your turn to phone it in- Your pledge, that is.

(ECHOING) HELLO

[ Both Grunting ]

You know, I've worked with so many legendary actors over the years...

Oh, yes. The whole town thinks you're a real humanitarian.

especially now, when the rich mosaic of cable programming...

and ridiculed away most of their beliefs.

Death Is Coming You Die Now