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Okay, fine. We'll go down there, but they're not going to be open.
Just headed down to the dump with these children's letters to God.
[ Groans ]
Homer, I'm so impressed. Everything you're doing sounds so rewarding.
Okay, Homer, don't panic.
Really? You sure you wouldn't rather have a coconut?
or should I say misadventures-
I'm about to share with you a modern-day miracle-
No, no. You can even keep in touch with him on this ham radio.
- [ Drums, Laughter] - Yeah, anything goes over there.
Get me off this stinking rock!
[ Laughs ] No, really.
save me mcjebus
Maybe your movie star banks are open crazy hours...
Everything is just- [ Grunting ]
[ Chuckles, Sighs ]
[ Grunting ]
D'oh! [ Screams ]
- Dad? - Yes, boy?
[ Chorus ] # The Simpsons #
Which is it? [ Exhales ]
I don’t even believe in Jebus!
Here we go.
- You die now! - [ Shouts ]
You're right. I'm sorry. Tell you what.
Saturday night, we'll go out for steaks- just you and me.
I'm not not licking toads.
casino gambling!
Their bloodthirsty pursuit is made possible by a grant from the Chubb Group.
I don't even believe in Jebus!
[ Bell Dings ]
I'm no missionary!