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× I'm No Missionary. I Don't Even Believe In Jebus
Give us the money! Elmo knows where you live.
You've saved my network.
[ Gasps ] Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!
Mmm.
- One is too many. - Yeah, but-
You’re all terrible sinners.
Me Homer. Me hiding from PBS.
- Yea! - [ Chattering ]
I've just reviewed your 1 0-year performance record, and it's appalling.
like Do Shut Up and Shut Your Gob...
Sure, Fox makes a fortune from advertising...
[ Groans ] Does the word ''jet lag'' mean anything to you people?
Oh- Little piece there.
Huh? [ Whimpers, Sighs ]
This doesn't look so bad.
- [ Announcer] You're watching PBS. - ## [ Trumpet Flourish ]
And today we're showing all seven episodes.
- Mm-hmm. - Silly goose.
We like our cars fast and our banks closed. Uh-
Mmm! [ Smacks Lips ]
Let's just get out of here.
we've gotta crank up the volume.
So if you don't want to see crude, lowbrow programming disappear from the airwaves...
All the naked women are on that island.
Mmm? Oh, yes. Your husband's in Micro-Asia.
Save me Jesoo!