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people thank him for telling 'em that they're dying.

- The elevated C.K. rules out infection-- - You know what's worse than useless?

No, it's not. Notice the volume?

What the hell is wrong with me!

they're all just chemical reactions that take place while the brain shuts down.

- Yes! - Whoa. You treated the Baywatch chick?

I need you to talk to the doctor.

Your life's been like that? Or your life's been spent watching them?

He could be in pain for the rest of his life.

The M.R.I. revealed an osteosarcoma.

In less than two hours, one of these three...

But my dog. What will happen to my dog?

If you can't handle that reality, pick another profession.

I'm asking you a favor. I'm not too busy.

but to put a person with tendinitis through an expensive and painful test.

Yes. It's about a half a mile from my farmhouse.

Dying muscle leaks myoglobin. It's toxic to the kidneys.

Oh, yeah, he's dying. But there's no wife and kid.

It's a leg. A leg is a leg is a leg.

The first one. The golfer.

Did you think I wasn't going to get married?

But there's this boy at school, and he's on the boys' volleyball team.

- She saved his life. - We don't know that. Maybe he would've been fine.

I gotta give him 10 bucks every time someone says thank you.

So half of us killed him, and half of us saved his life.

Kidney stones would cause what?

- None that his history would indicate. - Could be

- Susan-- - Not her real name.

I don't care what you find.

The pain alone is gonna kill you.

My experience, over half of leg pain is musculoskeletal,

No affair. No nothing. He's sick.

Sorry. Thanks for playin'. Patient's dead. You killed him.