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Too much confusion. Thank you for your time.
- I hate most people. - That part of me is gone.
They should've put you in a glass jar on the mantelpiece.
Bastard from a basket!
Believe we ordered these drinks before those people.
This was before your boy got sick.
We don't have room to raise the grain.
But if you can't pull it off,
Good afternoon.
- Do you think there's oil here? - I know there is.
What church do you belong to?
- Good morning. - Good morning
There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking.
So much travel for Him.
Your child, that you raised, you have abandoned
- I told you I would eat you up! - We're brothers! We're brothers!
- Well, that depends. - What does it depend on?
Almost done.
I'm going to find you and I'm going to take more than my money back.
But I do come with some sad news.
I've abandoned my boy!
Look up to the sky and say it.
Because you're not the chosen brother, Eli.
What's this? Why don't I own this?
My name is Zola Arnold. This is my noob dad, Ol’ L. B.
I CLAIM YOUR KICKER! I CLAIM HIM UP!
- Your family? - Yeah, all fine. Thank you.
...and enter this woman's body now. - Get out of here, ghost.
I don't lose my tools in the hole and spend months fishing for them.
Say it like it's your sermon.
I drink your jizzshake!
I need you to know what you want to do.
BUT THEY WON’T, NO THEY WON’T.
You're too heavy for me.
- Do you have any money? - Some.
Too much confusion. Thank you for your time.
no matter what the others promise to do,
I've abandoned my child!
We have a new member.
No. No.
You can have anything you'd like now, Daniel.
named for the lovely Miss Mary Sunday, here by my side,
I’ve abandoned my team!
These children are the future that we strive for,
"Excuse me, gentlemen. Excuse him, gentlemen."
I've abandoned my chat!!!
How's your boy?
And I took you for no other reason than I needed a sweet face to buy land.
give me the presale code low and let me get away
- Hold him down. Hold him down. - Don't leave!
I guarantee you absolutely no disruption...
Watching modular synth videos after spending thousands of dollars just to make noises
Get out of here, ghost.
I'd rather it be you than someone else. This mud around here has been taken.
As an oilman, I hope that you'll forgive
Sit that woman down, sir!
We offer you the bond of family that very few oilmen can understand.
so let's forget the speech for this evening,
Daniel, please forgive me. I beg you.
what is this? why don't I own this?
You're an orphan!
with the Church of the Third Revelation
Ten thousand.
- Daniel. - You shouldn't have done that.
But there are no derricks there.
Browsing Autotrader... ...for GT3 Tourings
I worked for Geological Survey and went to Kansas.
I assure you, ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to hear you speak instead of your little dog.
I'll talk to him. Show you how it's done.
I've abandoned my boy!
Are you Daniel Plainview?
Can I help you?
- Prescott, do you trust this man? - Let's discuss what he has to say.
Take them to the Peachtree dance.
I’M A WEED MAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Get out of here, ghost.
I say get liquored up and take them to the Peachtree dance.
Thank you, young lady.
- We're just hunting for quail. - Yes.
what's this? why don't i own this?
I have business connections, so I can get the lumber for the derricks.
I believe in plain speaking
Come here.
Well, if it's in me, it's in you.
Mary, she's the smaller one?
I'm your brother, from another mother.
Can't you just build the pipeline around this tract?
What do you grow?
Praise the Lord!
- I need a friend. - Yes. Of course, you do.
He's boosting his price.
Now beg for the blood!
You don't own the railroads?
the Church of the Third Revelation as your spiritual guide?
I broke you and I beat you
Tell him what I said.
I truly wish everyone could be saved, don't you?
Nice to meet you, son. What's your name?