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and all the independent producers of this great state.

That's the pipeline, see? All the way to the sea.

- That's right. - I will bless the well.

I have numerous concerns spread across this state.

I'll be your lawyer if you need to draw up a contract.

- How much is it? - Costly.

It's very expensive to drill.

If I told you I knew a place that had oil where land could be bought cheaply,

- Take care. - Like I said, go east.

Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?

Silver City. I've been there for two years.

My name's Daniel Plainview. This is my son, H.W.

- Daniel, let me introduce... - Look over there. You see?

Let's give it a try.

I told you what the blue jays were gonna do

Oildale, Taft, and then on to Bakersfield.

We needed the money to drill.

I'm a good worker. I worked cable tool rigs, built railroads.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

I am a false prophet.

Did you ever hear that word?

we have a sniffer here with us!

And even as a boy, I wanted to have children to run around in it.

Then the well can't produce and blow gold all over the place.

- That's $3,700. - No.

So why don't you flap your hands about

Well, let him wait. He'll come around. Let's go.

so I just thought you'd like to hear it from me.

- Got him? - I've got him!

Welcome home, son.

Just follow the new road right to the church.

Mr. Plainview, would you like that milk now?

and then you could say my name.

What are you talking about? Have you gone crazy?

You're not my son, and never will be.

Wait for me here!

Mr. Bandy has a grandson. Have you met his grandson, William?

I can load a rig onto trucks and have them here in a week.

I must have this, Daniel. I must, I must, I must have this.

What would you like, Eli?

- Get out of here, ghost! - Where is your Lord, Eli?

find their way back to his family, please?

- My sweet Mary. - Mr. Plainview has been generous

No, he'd like you to come visit with him.

- Yes, He does, Daniel. - Yes, He does.

you look like a fool, don't you panah?

Do you want to find someone else that's going to come here and drill, Eli?

Trump and Greenland

What do you do?

You stay here. You understand? You stay here.

I'm an oilman, ladies and gentlemen,

You look like a fool Don’t you Milburn

You look like a fool, don't you?

It's a simple blessing, Daniel, but an important one.

I'm better at digging holes in the ground than making speeches,

michael jordan when he finds out his son owns a sneaker store

- Hello! H.M. Tilford! - You don't have to shout.

Not my son. Just a little piece of competition.

Aren't you a healer? And a vessel for the Holy Spirit?

Let's talk about bread.

I miss working outside.

- Is he here? - No, he's out.

I say get liquored up and take them to the Peachtree dance.

You're an orphan from a basket in the middle of the desert

and bread will be coming right out of your ears, ma'am.

We have a sinner with us here who wishes for salvation!

Don't be thick in front of me.

Are you envious? Do you get envious?

When you were leasing land.

We're told there might be a good place to camp up near the Sunday ranch.

I read about your gusher in the paper, about your success.

How many's in your family?

Me drunk scrolling through eBay late at night.

I will never backslide

Anyone goes down into the cellar, you tell somebody. Yes?

I’m a Land Man

You can sit down again.

That well is now flowing at 2,000 barrels

DON'T BULLY ME DANIEL