Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's Aweema-weh.

Friend? This doesn't sound to me like that.

[ Quietly ] I'm sorry. Thank you.

as the cuffs on his after-dinner breeches"?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm? Mm-hmm. Nope.

I never walk Stella.

and that's only the beginning!

[ Inhales deeply ] I'm simply saying

[ Car horn honks ] Oh, that's Liam's mom.

We both volunteer together.

you should treat yourself to our spa.

Thank you. Thank you!

by distracting her with light banter

So, if I could paraphrase

in the middle of a movie or a board game.

[ Warily ] Juice box...

a $20 bill in the printer.

when you become the next Fred Dunham,

We have a doctrine!"

Mom, don't be mad at her. She was just --

so I can help you carry stuff in."

that your raw instincts

Oh, yeah. I could make another one,

could you possibly turn in an old paper of mine?

Get it. Mom, I'm...

a couple of standard treatments.

performing in Fathers' Follies --

for Lily, Harper, Zack, and Danielle's dads --

Jay, there's no harm in a little flirting,

I had no choice but to unleash the Dunphy charm.

Okay. Well, anyhoo,

She's, like, 35 and gorgeous.

I'd over-wooed my wobbler.

You need to take off your shackles.

I think it's a big problem in this country.

I've had enough -- the wandering eye, the lies.

That's a different spin on it.

and our butter fountain in the same weekend.

I'm upset because I basically took

If you guys are ready,

what our star pupil just pointed out,

Were you trying to embarrass me, or...?

So, when I walked to the laundry room

I'm sure Gloria knows about this flirty quipstress.