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But if he walks in here all easy-breezy
"Talk Birdie To Me."
Uh, not my -- not my pleasure, of course.
I didn't want him to mess up his vision.
Suddenly I couldn't mention one thing in that school
Should we be concerned about group-molesting Serge?
Claire? I don't want to jinx it,
but after finding it in the garbage,
Did you know her last three boyfriends were 50?
Oh, you --
Sorry. No.
Oh, darn. Gloria and I have tickets to, um...
and literally, everybody else I knew was busy.
If a guy doesn't eat every bite
The last three teeth I put under my pillow
The singing in the restaurants,
I would love to get a second opinion on it.
Then good, yeah.
[ Chuckling ] I love when we "ooh."
sometimes it's just a matter
I, uh...
she cut to the chase in a few places,
Y-You don't lie to me, though, do you?
Then you did that funny Eastern European accent --
Es-crows, that is.
I tie her to the treadmill.
Were you throwing away another parking ticket?
I am not mad at you.
He actually does respond well if you stay on top of him.
Phil: It had become a familiar sound --
Your insight, your grasp of the vernacular.
but it would take a while.
Luke, any word on my Monroe Doctrine paper?
I've been e-mailing this mom at school.
these fresh peaches.
Okay, papi, but promise me