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Or politics. If you like being a senator. -
The ranger's notices. I haven't the slightest idea.
I saw three of them in his room.
Days are going by, Senator. Days, weeks.
Everything about Jeff. Get pencils and paper, quick!
Watching her little fellow toddling off in his best bib and tucker.
Is the Senator yielding the floor?
You see how important this bill's going to be?
- Washington, huh? - Yes, Senator, for the fifth time.
Are you ready?
Quorum called! Quorum called!
Here you are, Senator. Not a bad desk. Daniel Webster used to use it.
Senators, I have evidence that he owns the very land described in his bill.
Yes, I'd be... delighted. Yes, all right.
If the Senator permits this motion. -
All right, Senator. Where is he? Has he gone out again?
- My first name is Clarissa. - I know, it's okay.
- Will Senator Smith yield? - Yes, I yield for a question.
We've got to get started on this. Get set, I'll talk faster than you write.
Introduction of new bills and joint resolutions.
If there's money in each one... What are we going to do with it?
I'm awfully sorry. It wasn't until I was fairly well along on the bus...
They wear high heels.
That's the headline.
No!!
- No. You're going to help me. - If I were triplets I could.
Snap out of it. Drink up. Here's to bigger and better dopes.
Please... don't say a word.
Here's your front page editorial:
Hello.
What do you like? Business?
- To have a national boys camp out in our state.
You won'tjust see scenery.
Do you know any bird calls?
We need a lot more like him. His kind of characters, his ideals.
Bleary eyed, voice gone, he can’t go on much longer.
We are happy to take this opportunity...
Those broken-down opposition papers who don't want to play ball with us. -
- To that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -
- But you weren't suppose to hear. That's why that dame took you in tow.
Mr President, I rise to a question of order.
Children hurt all over the city! Tell Jeff to stop!
You may proceed, sir.
The oath will be administered.
Half the time they don't vote.
I can hold this floor until doomsday!
- I'm just waiting for a streetcar. - Cut it out.
Including Willet Creek dam. Go back to your work.
For your own sake, and for the sake of my friendship with your father. -
Big as life. Sparkling away under the old sun.
- I'll turn my glamour on him. - What's it to you?
Providing that he does not sit down. -
- And now abideth faith, hope, charity.
It's just that I like the kid. I don't want to see you get rough on him.
- Me too. - Now everybody's been heard from.
How did I do? My heart was right up to here.
- No more of this nonsense! - He's the greatest American we got.
When I came here, my eyes were big blue question marks.
I don't know where I'd be with this bill if it wasn't for your help.
Yes, that's right.
Go home! That's all I want to tell you.
Which one of you girls wants this?
What do you say?
What's to stop you? Saunders'll help.
Hey, Senator... don't let it get you down.
Is the gentleman interested in knowing what those people say?
Diz, what do you think? Daniel Boone's lost.
Shall we start right away or order dinner first?
If I tell it right, you'll get the best jar of preserves you ever tasted.
Somebody will listen to me.
You take your instructions from Allen. I wouldn't trust you to lick a stamp!
- I've got him. We'll be along. - Good luck, Senator.
I'll do nothing to disgrace the office of United States Senator.
It's tough to run head-on into facts. -
You better relax, Senator. You'll get yourself plumb wore out.
They must have picked the prize dummy. Say, wait a minute.
- I got up and spoke in the Senate! - You want to dictate them?
Horseradish!
I'm glad to see you come to your senses. You had me scared for a minute.
What did you do when it was brought to your attention?
Okay. Come on, I'll take you home.
Then a pageboy takes it to the desk where a long-faced clerk reads it. -
A manicure and a haircut wouldn't do any harm.
I know I'm being disrespectful to this honourable body...
- The honourable Horace Miller. - No!
I shine shoes at the station and here's nine cents.
You can't quit now. Not you.
Can't we work out some deal to pull that Willet dam out -
- Mr President. - Senator McPherson.
Look, the capitol dome! It's all lighted up!
After twenty years work with you you take his word against mine?!
- After coming through a long dark tunnel?
What does the gentleman want?
Because ofjust one plain, simple rule: Love thy neighbour.
- What's up? - Sam Foley died tonight.
A picture popped into my mind of a pump without a handle.
- He's just gonna decorate a chair and get himself honoured.
But you still haven't answered me. Can Taylor tell you what to do?
To present.
If your boyfriend'll blaze trails, I'll go to the press club.
He'll hear that section on the Willet dam. He can't be there!
If I could just do that one thing... I'd feel...
Boy ranger, answer to our prayer. Didn't even know the time of day, huh?
Your political future? I gave it to you as a present.
- Public opinion made to order. - Taylor-made.
Nothing at all. My idea is that the government lends us the money -
Let him speak!
- This camp is gonna be in your state. - About 200 of the most beautiful acres.
Yes, Ma found him slumped over his desk that morning...