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- Call them before I change my mind. - Okay. I'll see you right here.
I'll brain that guy. Call Paine, call Saunders.
- Pray, Diz. If you know how. - Did you bring that guy in here?
This is no time for jokes. I've got to appoint a new senator.
- That Senator Smith is unworthy to address this body.
The location of this camp. About 200 acres situated in Terry Canyon -
Keep Smith away from anything that smacks of politics.
You even die for them.
That's why it's a good idea to get boys out of the crowded cities -
I do.
Hold everything. Stay there. Now don't move!
I hate to ask you to do this, but...
Another prominent character. The Silver Knight.
So that we may best serve our people and our fellow men everywhere. Amen.
I had to make the same decision you were asked to make today.
Expel me! Expel me, not him! Willet dam is a fraud.
Finally they think it's quite a bill. It goes to the House of Representatives -
I want to get out of there right now. Bonus or no bonus.
Do we have to?
I want a chance to talk to people who'll believe me.
I'm squeamish. That's what I am.
You didn'tjust have faith in Paine or any other man. It was bigger than that.
The Senator says he is speaking to the people of his state.
- Wanted this dam for his own profit. A man who controls a political machine!
One man by himself can't get very far.
I just started to go towards it, and there was a bus outside. -
- Good evening. - Is Jefferson Smith at home?
I know you will, that's just the point. There's no reason for me to be here.
Helen, get me the Madison. Senator Paine. Hurry up.
That's telling him, old boy.
Use your high office to help Allen get things done.
Get the senators.
He's marvellous.
I think he was waiting for you, Jeff. He knows you can do it, so do I.
When was it? A year ago, it seems like...
Burying it in this deficiency bill as nice as you please. -
...the pursuit of happiness.
When he finds out our dam is at his boys camp -
- What's Taylor got to do with this? - He's still running the show, ain't he?
- You have something on your mind? - Why don't you tell the truth for once?
Be it enacted by the Senate and the House of Representatives -
A lady wouldn't work for this outfit. Even I can't take this. I quit!
Lazy streams, angry little midges of water up in the mountains...
Resolved, that Jefferson Smith be expelled from his seat in the Senate.
- Such grave and disturbing problems, look upon us, we beseech Thee. -
This is a man's world, a brutal world. You have no place in it.
- Now look, Senator... - This is a whole new world to me.
Including Willet Creek dam?
- The attendance of the absent senators.
Yield the floor!
Some of them are carved in stone, some of them men like Taylor put up there. -
Honorary appointment!
- When he's goofy about her. - What dame?
- She wants to talk to me? - Yes.
- Here you are. - That's perfect.
Now, this machine creates a fever ten miles away, it'll make your fortune.
I won't take it! I won't be party to murder!
It's simple and I'm helping. -
He has the greatest possible respect for his office.
A quorum is present. Proceeding now to the regular order.
- Against all enemies, foreign and domestic. -
This morning they read that an incompetent clown had arrived. -
He probably doesn't remember me. He knew my father well. Clayton Smith.
- Do you know how I felt? - How did you feel? Quick!
Ranger Senator branded by colleague Senator Paine!
Come on, kid. We'll dig up a preacher.
I told you I'd handle him. I object to you coming here.
Honorary appointment. They just need a dope here for a couple of months.
- The money to be loaned by the government of the United States.
Does the wind get tired out there?
- The man who goes to the Senate can't ask any questions or talk out of tone.
- Now you've made such a great reputation for yourself in the Senate.
Hey, wait a minute! We're getting married!
As if he isn't going to be hurt enough, she has to twist a knife in him too.
Go chase an ambulance.
Senator Smith desires to be heard on Section 40?
- Out of all our newspapers and all the others you can line up in the state.
The Constitution of the United States.
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- But he refused. - Mr President, have I...
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I have no defense against bird flu!
- No, not offhand. - Nothing like Susan or any of that?
The one that makes it home in the best time I'll enter in the naionals.
Already?
- But it's a pity if these gentlemen missed any of this.
Because Dad used to tell me Joe Paine was the finest man he ever knew.
Diz, you're a wonderful egg. Maybe if I saw you once with your hair combed.