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Corporal Upham?

Let me get this goddamn hitchhiker out of my boot.

Get me a pencil. Something to write on.

I'm sorry for the trouble.

Mellish: 10 bucks says I nail him first.

Where's he shot, Captain?

More morphine, sir?

but she's still got this shirt over her head.

Well, get out of here!

Ryan. James Ryan.

Find out if it's south of cheese.

including your mothers.

I know where he's from and exactly what he did

I have a letter here...

He's better than you.

Well, if that's the way you feel, sir,

Please don't cry. Come on.

Paris, you get Berlin.

That might be a little hard to do, Captain.

Who's that singing, sir?

You were looking at my tags.

me on the tiolit bangalore clear the shingle

Ieading to his death.

A German grenade went off right by my head!

Ryan, first of the 506th.

Miller: Mellish, check the tower,

I'm Alright Just got the reserves knocked outta me

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Hill: Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. How'd you guess that?

Check out that squad. See if Ryan's in it.

Right where we're supposed to be,

Who's in command here?

JUST GIVE US A FUCKING CHANCE!

Well, that figures.

you might want to take some time with this.

Miller: Not gonna be safe anywhere.

It won't be much longer.

Baker Company, 5-0-6.

50 plus change.

It was a tough assignment. That's why you got it.

It's got to be out of action.

Upham's talking

or if you're ever scared,

Tell me I'm a good writer

And another thing,

More kool aid sir?

that she's, like, a 42 D, all right?

This one doesn't seem to agree with you anymore.

See what you can do.

they stopped easy enough OK, though, you know?

Well, you may have to get yourself a new line of work.

Drop! Drop! Drop 'em!

I got to get home.

This one's straight from the top.

When Moorhouse Seems To Find More Problems With Your Essay when you just fixed the last one.

we can get everybody the hell out of here.

Ich muss hier noch viel tiefer graben!

Private, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.

Sir, our orders are to hold this bridge at all cost.

Oh, my god, my friends are gay

of welding a couple of steel plates

Able Company, and George Company!

and still keep her from stalling.

It's gotta be that cut on the right,

Davis, Debernardo,

and we are gonna get him the hell out of there.

Oh, you might want to check these out, sir.

Yeah, well, I guess that's Emerson's way of...

Captain? Sir? Sir, Ryan's dead.

We do not hold the beach.

JUST GIVE US A F****** CHANCE!

We're all supposed to die, is that it?

Come on, come on!

Draft incoming 30 minutes

Our objective is to win the war.

Listen up-- What?

Sprichst du deutsch?

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We're gonna hold up here for about 3 hours.

Tell her that when you found me,

this is the Alamo.

so they can ambush the next company that comes along?

can compensate you

Just keep looking.

and you say things

put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Stupendous with a clear line of sight, sir, and pack your bags, fellas. We're going home

Here you go, baby.

Be prepared for close contact.

Ryan? You know a guy named Ryan?

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

Jackson, but that's about it.

It's a bomb that sticks. It's a sticky bomb.

He was a goofy kid.

We’re in business

treated our teachers.

This one was mine, sir.

why don't we just go around the thing?

The world has taken a turn for the surreal.

What were their names?

Oh, it's German.

I ain't got a shot!

2 seconds into Super Helldivers

we all earn the right to go home.

You want your head blown off, you fancy little fuck?

Enough to make you old.

where's your B.A.R.?

See anybody else?

You'll need that.

Find out if one of them's Ryan.

Have Charlie Company hold at Vierville

I'll see you on the malibu beach!

Bring back the Special Instructions voxt! The special instructions box!

All the armor's foundering in the channel.

The Germans punched a hole in our center,

only represents you.

We don’t have a fucking chance, and that ain’t fair

if that earns me the right to get back to my wife,

I swear, all the guineas are buying it, huh?

Warst du am maschinengewehr?

of a loss so overwhelming.

We're in business! Definitely

until we can get some armor up there.

pot mines, A-200s-- the little wooden bastards

I'll give you the answers and we'll split the money.

and that's not negotiable.

Careful don’t step in the Bullshit

Gather weapons and ammo!

what he did for a living.

finding the bright side.

Man: First squad on me.

When you couldn't load any monkey boys to your transport ship

Tell us what to do. Tell us how to fix you.

Same thing for those paratroopers down there.

When the snow plow blocks your driveway again

Maybe you should shut up

It's the only way

then thrown back into circulation.

Then he can take off the blindfold.

You! Do it now! Light it up!

Captain, the decent thing to do

Well, let me get over for the top shot.

I'd need a winch.

Sir, he says he's sorry about Wade.