Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hill: Goddamn it! Where'd that come from?

But that means I've saved the lives

Quick! Quick! Come on, a pencil!

Picture a plane that took a nosedive from the ugly tree And hit every branch coming down

and knocks herself out.

Oú sount les allemands?

Why not just hand out blindfolds, Cap?

and all of a sudden, Sean just screams out...

We got scattered pretty bad, sir.

and I can't see their faces at all.

Yeah. Of course I know him, sir.

but no one else is!

Why not any of these guys? They all fought just as hard as me!

Get the hell off me!

James Francis Ryan, Question mark.

He was in Baker Company 5-0-6 of the 101st.

What's the matter with you?

Either Mr. Mellish

Blessed be the Lord, my strength,

carrying in 327th Glider lnfantry.

Ran into a Trump stan named Roumell

but it never worked 'cause the harder I tried,

Once it starts to snow in Ontario and it doesn't fucking stop

that's very disconcerting

Take your time, Corporal.

Oh, my God, my brothers are dead.

and leave you only the cherished memory

Well, what I mean by that, sir,

It reminds me of Mrs. Rachel Troubowitz

Especially when I'm standing next to him,

For being the best we can do,

You figure that one out,

No, you got me, sir.

Corporal Henderson: That was a recon element, Second S.S.

Ohh. I'm sorry.

You stay here, you're dead men!

Get the morphine out of the extra medical kit!

What would you say then?

How many are you?

we're gonna have an entire division

Reiben get on the rabbit.

Hey, guys, we're looking for Captain Hamill.

Here to set up field operations!

Get some sleep, Corporal.

These aren't poker chips.

Miller: That would be the idea.

Fantasy Football

I'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE FOR YA

Woman: Jacqueline!

Great, now we have to surrender our pencils

Take their left flank!

We got the leftovers from Fox Company,

ended up way over by Bumville or some damn place.

When my kid is crying in the grocery store after running into the cart.

I'll see you on the beach.

Defilade right up to those gates.

Miller: What is he saying?

These 2 minefields are actually one big one.

I mean, this isn't our mission, right, sir?

Hold on, Caparzo.

One at Valognes and this one here.

to rid the world of tyranny and oppression.

Maybe with a mixed unit on the other side of town.

of risking the lives of the 8 of us

so I'll just say it.

resigned from every job grenade went off right by my head

Smell that leg right there

be not thou far from me o lord não fique longe de mim, ó senhor

Yeah, you got that right.

Now, look, we're gonna move out in 2 hours.

so let everyone know that if you are that last man,

For one thing...

I'm done with this mission.

You gotta pay attention to detail.

A "whistleblower" he calls him

and I said, No, thank you. I don't smoke.

Quite a situation, huh?

One tube of ant gel was all we had...

and gina? she had a falling out with herself in her car and got sacked.

Mellish: You're fine. You're fine.

I have an opinion on this matter.

it's with the most profound sense of joy

he was always the first to volunteer and the last...

the men and women of the United States Army,

Jackson: There you go. There you--

How do you know the foul-up

He Sees One Tiger Tank. Big As Two

That should give you complete defilade

I could use-- I could use a little more morphine.

Oh my god My liver

Mellish: Upham!

How the hell should I know?

in-between these buildings

Horvath: Stars.

I’m native You know

made me a fine instrument of warfare.

and they said they had a surprise for me.

and you linger in the rear.

I think we should be able to hit him from grenade range.

It's got blood!

But I cannot refrain from tendering to you

and she should run.

even after he was informed of the tragic loss

and think of these.

And I might share with you some words

Miller: Get some sulfa on there.

Just if you consider I've never been in combat.

We're looking for a different Private Ryan.

from ground fire.

What about Talbot?

Wade: Yes, sir?

Oh, my God, all my friends are gay.

Fuse-arming wire, set back,

Look, I washed for supper.

Careful you don’t step in the Content

Past the end of the block to the left,

Hey, you know-- uh, excusez-moi.

but I understand what you're doing.

rationalize making the choice

she used to work late through the night,

There was an understrength company without artillery.

Miller: Give him some morphine.

That's how you...

Jimmy Ryan Nooooooooo Jimmy Ryan

Yep, Brigadier General Amend,

Boyd: They're still jamming us.

put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Stupendous with a clear line of sight, sir, and pack your bags, fellas. We're going home

That's what you think. Come on.

I got that bridge wired with enough composition B

Private Jackson. Lives at 1000 meters.

Tried to replace their normal food

Your father was circumcised

Private James Ryan from lowa?

I said, what the hell do we do now, sir?

It goes out of his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern.

Panzers didn't take the bait

You have a problem with that, Corporal?