Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was probably just a wallaby. Now come on.
I had a discomforting thought on the way here.
I only hope we can put our differences aside for the next few hours.
No, Bart, that's just my favorite sister-in-law. No, Bart, that's just my favorite sister-in-law.
She's no prize pig herself, you know!
...to be called up whenever and for whatever reason I desire.
Have I ever. The thought of doing wrong makes my stomach turn.
-Schnapps? -I'll take that.
No. All right, five.
-...and available sister, Selma. -Hey, tubs, I'm Patty!
Well, if you have other plans....
I'll take it.
...one of the statistically small number of single 40-year-olds...
But I'm a twin, and as such I have a--
I'll tell you one thing, Greasy Joe is sorry he ever met me!