Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You son of a bitch chicken from outer space!

"This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt."

when actually they were just cotton swabs.

- Whoa, dude. - Oh, my God...

Yes, by now he's probably even removed her eyes

Christmastime means presents for me!

- Yeah! Get rid of 'em! - Let's get them.

- She has to be here. - Well, she's not here.

- She probably... - Okay! Okay!

Well, this is all fine and good,

Yeah, and then he used this flashlight

Unless you're actually a...

Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling yoo-hoo!

until I saw the KOSI FM Halloween Haunt.

I'm gonna circle everything I want for Christmas, okay?

What a cool Christmas present my mom got!

You're not gonna win the costume contest.

for tomorrow night, Halloween!

that your mother's body would be stiff and dry,

Okay, it's almost open. Ready, one, two, three!

Well, the most likely reason is

I get the point! Just tell me what you're gonna do about it!

You guys be quiet!

All right, the fifth-graders are gonna be here soon.

- Mom! Don't laugh! - I'm sorry, hon.

It's simple. Priest Maxi didn't want there to be a Halloween,

"Antonio Banderas Life-sized Blow-Up Doll, what a surprise!"

So we all need to learn to be a little less perceptive.

Come on. They've got to be around here somewhere!

We've got a Haunted House, and everyone is decorating

and everyone whose insecurities sabotage

Think about it, if your grandma knew that she could help you,