Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt."

- She probably... - Okay! Okay!

- Yeah! Get rid of 'em! - Let's get them.

So we all need to learn to be a little less perceptive.

and everyone whose insecurities sabotage

until I saw the KOSI FM Halloween Haunt.

You son of a bitch chicken from outer space!

when actually they were just cotton swabs.

Unless you're actually a...

Christmastime means presents for me!

that your mother's body would be stiff and dry,

Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling yoo-hoo!

All right, the fifth-graders are gonna be here soon.

We've got a Haunted House, and everyone is decorating

Well, this is all fine and good,

- Mom! Don't laugh! - I'm sorry, hon.

What a cool Christmas present my mom got!

Yeah, and then he used this flashlight

I'm gonna circle everything I want for Christmas, okay?

I get the point! Just tell me what you're gonna do about it!

"Antonio Banderas Life-sized Blow-Up Doll, what a surprise!"

- Whoa, dude. - Oh, my God...

Okay, it's almost open. Ready, one, two, three!

Yes, by now he's probably even removed her eyes

You guys be quiet!

- She has to be here. - Well, she's not here.

for tomorrow night, Halloween!

Think about it, if your grandma knew that she could help you,

Come on. They've got to be around here somewhere!

It's simple. Priest Maxi didn't want there to be a Halloween,

Well, the most likely reason is

You're not gonna win the costume contest.