Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah! Get rid of 'em! - Let's get them.

- She has to be here. - Well, she's not here.

You son of a bitch chicken from outer space!

- Whoa, dude. - Oh, my God...

I get the point! Just tell me what you're gonna do about it!

What a cool Christmas present my mom got!

Come on. They've got to be around here somewhere!

Yeah, and then he used this flashlight

Okay, it's almost open. Ready, one, two, three!

until I saw the KOSI FM Halloween Haunt.

that your mother's body would be stiff and dry,

- She probably... - Okay! Okay!

It's simple. Priest Maxi didn't want there to be a Halloween,

Yes, by now he's probably even removed her eyes

I'm gonna circle everything I want for Christmas, okay?

You guys be quiet!

for tomorrow night, Halloween!

when actually they were just cotton swabs.

and everyone whose insecurities sabotage

"This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt."

- Mom! Don't laugh! - I'm sorry, hon.

Well, this is all fine and good,

All right, the fifth-graders are gonna be here soon.

"Antonio Banderas Life-sized Blow-Up Doll, what a surprise!"

Christmastime means presents for me!

You're not gonna win the costume contest.

Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling yoo-hoo!

We've got a Haunted House, and everyone is decorating

Well, the most likely reason is

So we all need to learn to be a little less perceptive.

Think about it, if your grandma knew that she could help you,

Unless you're actually a...