Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So we all need to learn to be a little less perceptive.
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling yoo-hoo!
I get the point! Just tell me what you're gonna do about it!
until I saw the KOSI FM Halloween Haunt.
You're not gonna win the costume contest.
All right, the fifth-graders are gonna be here soon.
You son of a bitch chicken from outer space!
Sure, come in.
and everyone whose insecurities sabotage
Christmastime means presents for me!
Yeah, and then he used this flashlight
"This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt."
when actually they were just cotton swabs.
Well, this is all fine and good,
for tomorrow night, Halloween!
- She probably... - Okay! Okay!
that your mother's body would be stiff and dry,
Unless you're actually a...
Okay, it's almost open. Ready, one, two, three!
There she is!
I'm gonna circle everything I want for Christmas, okay?
- She has to be here. - Well, she's not here.
You guys be quiet!
Yes, by now he's probably even removed her eyes
We've got a Haunted House, and everyone is decorating
"Antonio Banderas Life-sized Blow-Up Doll, what a surprise!"
- Yeah! Get rid of 'em! - Let's get them.
Think about it, if your grandma knew that she could help you,
Farkle
- Whoa, dude. - Oh, my God...
Good idea!
Come on. They've got to be around here somewhere!
Well, the most likely reason is
It's simple. Priest Maxi didn't want there to be a Halloween,
- Mom! Don't laugh! - I'm sorry, hon.
What a cool Christmas present my mom got!