Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you okay, honey? We'll get an ice pack. Is my hair okay?
Good game, Coach.
Now call this thing off, okay?
We were just watching TV till you guys got back.
I'll bet me and you can work this out.
I guess I'm not the quarterback anymore?
Just for the heck of it.
Every year there's a Greek pageant where the girls wear togas...
Coach, where you going?
Stephanie, hello.
I was late because I had to do the shopping.
If we just learn to trust each other, there's nothing we can't do.
You ought to consider stepping up to some genuine wire-wheeled hubcaps.
Right. How about some peanut brittle?
No, everything's fine.
- Mom, I lost my sneaker. - Put on your sandals.
Anytime you wanna get into my pants, just ask.
- You jumped out of bounds. - Shut up.
What is that on your eye?
Mr. Edwards...
You don't get it.
We'll play to five. Ladies first. You serve.
The AII-City League has a rule that players have to maintain...
This is the other team
Go get them. Your daddy will be here in a minute.
You. You're in training as of right now. Put that out.
You're right, Kru! You're a great slotback!
Hut!
Next semester, I quit coaching and I teach at Chatham.
I'm a little wasted on punch.
run and throw good.
All right, listen up!
Much more important than any football team.
Keep that super spirit up
'Cause I know him. He'd put it down, try to talk me out of it.
- Wow. - I told you he was good.
Who's it going to be?
Doesn't it?
- Drop. - I can't!
Guys, look-
Red. 26. Red. 26.
- What's that supposed to mean? - You'll see.
You've lost control of what goes on in your own house!
One-zip. Supposed to hit the ball, not the wall, babes.
Man, what are you doing in here, lady?
No problem.
Keep it up, and I'll hold you in contempt of court!
Frank! The deal's off.
Take the next right.
Ready. Let's break!
Thanks for coming down.
and we can start having some victory parties around here.
Dan, take a look. McGrath.
Yeah! Sure!
You don't even care about my hair. You didn't even notice it.
No dent. I win.
- He's about 18- - I can show you about 18.
What's with all that? Finally getting around to throwing that stuff out?
Better!
Come on. Stop those wimps!
I want to coach the JV, Dan.
You know something? This whole thing about letting you coach, it wasn't serious.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
- You really want to get rid of me? - Yeah.
Are you all character witnesses?
Marvel, you go ahead, come back. I'll give it to you.
- Then you're off the team. - I'm a senior. No problem.
Don't call me baby.
Congratulations. You did a wonderful job.
Do you want to show them up at scrimmage tomorrow?
See you tomorrow.
Zion, what are you doing?
Now, tomorrow's our first game.
Hey, you really wanna coach football? Fine, you got it.
Come on, sweetie.
I couldn't see from the bottom of the pile I was under.
I have some stats here that you might be interested in.
You haven't played any decent teams. Wait till you play McKinley and Lincoln.
- I mean, coaching to me is like- - Heads up!
Right!
I want to play.
Awesome
Because we're a bunch of fuck-ups!
Compact-disc player?
How I feel about the election
- I'll take you. - You don't have to.
If it's relevant, I will hear the witness.
I'm warmed up.
You want me to put a Cerulo mark on your locker?
Rigggggt How about some Peanut Brittle
- Oh, God! - Is Wednesday a safe bet?
Hello, Stephanie, you stick...
Get your body between the ball and the goal post.
but it's very forward-thinking, too. You're going to love it.
You ain't human Your mama said you ugly
for girls' track, not football.
- What? - That's right. You wanted a van, right?
You got some real talent here.
What's happening here?
Frank got a little hot about that Chatham School thing.
Make that about 200 percent more decent...
Oh, shit! Every time I...