Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Anytime you wanna get into my pants, just ask.
What is that on your eye?
Don't call me baby.
Ready. Let's break!
Frank got a little hot about that Chatham School thing.
You're right, Kru! You're a great slotback!
Who's it going to be?
Every year there's a Greek pageant where the girls wear togas...
Yeah! Sure!
Doesn't it?
Now, tomorrow's our first game.
You. You're in training as of right now. Put that out.
Come on. Stop those wimps!
but it's very forward-thinking, too. You're going to love it.
Compact-disc player?
Hut!
I was late because I had to do the shopping.
I'll bet me and you can work this out.
Awesome
Hey, you really wanna coach football? Fine, you got it.
If it's relevant, I will hear the witness.
Much more important than any football team.
- You jumped out of bounds. - Shut up.
- You really want to get rid of me? - Yeah.
'Cause I know him. He'd put it down, try to talk me out of it.
Dan, take a look. McGrath.
- What's that supposed to mean? - You'll see.
Man, what are you doing in here, lady?
No dent. I win.
All right, listen up!
You haven't played any decent teams. Wait till you play McKinley and Lincoln.
I have some stats here that you might be interested in.
Mr. Edwards...
Come on, sweetie.
Are you okay, honey? We'll get an ice pack. Is my hair okay?
You've lost control of what goes on in your own house!
I want to play.
How I feel about the election
Better!
Keep that super spirit up
Frank! The deal's off.
You don't even care about my hair. You didn't even notice it.
- I mean, coaching to me is like- - Heads up!
I want to coach the JV, Dan.
You know something? This whole thing about letting you coach, it wasn't serious.
What's happening here?
Keep it up, and I'll hold you in contempt of court!
- Wow. - I told you he was good.
I guess I'm not the quarterback anymore?
- He's about 18- - I can show you about 18.
Rigggggt How about some Peanut Brittle
Just for the heck of it.
Guys, look-
and we can start having some victory parties around here.
Get your body between the ball and the goal post.
What's with all that? Finally getting around to throwing that stuff out?
- I'll take you. - You don't have to.
Right!
Zion, what are you doing?
You got some real talent here.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
run and throw good.
Congratulations. You did a wonderful job.
The AII-City League has a rule that players have to maintain...
- Oh, God! - Is Wednesday a safe bet?
You want me to put a Cerulo mark on your locker?
This is the other team
I'm warmed up.
You ought to consider stepping up to some genuine wire-wheeled hubcaps.
No problem.
I'm a little wasted on punch.
Now call this thing off, okay?
- What? - That's right. You wanted a van, right?
Take the next right.
Coach, where you going?
Marvel, you go ahead, come back. I'll give it to you.
Because we're a bunch of fuck-ups!
- Drop. - I can't!
Thanks for coming down.
Make that about 200 percent more decent...
Oh, shit! Every time I...
You ain't human Your mama said you ugly
Hello, Stephanie, you stick...
If we just learn to trust each other, there's nothing we can't do.
See you tomorrow.
We'll play to five. Ladies first. You serve.
for girls' track, not football.
Stephanie, hello.
We were just watching TV till you guys got back.
- Mom, I lost my sneaker. - Put on your sandals.
Are you all character witnesses?
Red. 26. Red. 26.
Good game, Coach.
Do you want to show them up at scrimmage tomorrow?
Next semester, I quit coaching and I teach at Chatham.
Go get them. Your daddy will be here in a minute.
Right. How about some peanut brittle?
One-zip. Supposed to hit the ball, not the wall, babes.
- Then you're off the team. - I'm a senior. No problem.
No, everything's fine.
You don't get it.
I couldn't see from the bottom of the pile I was under.