Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Frank got a little hot about that Chatham School thing.
You know something? This whole thing about letting you coach, it wasn't serious.
Stephanie, hello.
Every year there's a Greek pageant where the girls wear togas...
Come on, sweetie.
Hut!
and we can start having some victory parties around here.
Guys, look-
How I feel about the election
No dent. I win.
You ain't human Your mama said you ugly
- He's about 18- - I can show you about 18.
Doesn't it?
Red. 26. Red. 26.
Who's it going to be?
Congratulations. You did a wonderful job.
Compact-disc player?
Make that about 200 percent more decent...
Now call this thing off, okay?
Ready. Let's break!
I'm a little wasted on punch.
run and throw good.
Keep that super spirit up
I'm sorry. Sorry.
- Mom, I lost my sneaker. - Put on your sandals.
Thanks for coming down.
for girls' track, not football.
Hey, you really wanna coach football? Fine, you got it.
- You really want to get rid of me? - Yeah.
Mr. Edwards...
The AII-City League has a rule that players have to maintain...
Keep it up, and I'll hold you in contempt of court!
Much more important than any football team.
I want to play.
Come on. Stop those wimps!
Right. How about some peanut brittle?
Zion, what are you doing?
- Wow. - I told you he was good.
What's happening here?
If we just learn to trust each other, there's nothing we can't do.
Do you want to show them up at scrimmage tomorrow?
We were just watching TV till you guys got back.
Man, what are you doing in here, lady?
Oh, shit! Every time I...
Coach, where you going?
You're right, Kru! You're a great slotback!
No, everything's fine.
Don't call me baby.
What is that on your eye?
No problem.
I want to coach the JV, Dan.
What's with all that? Finally getting around to throwing that stuff out?
Anytime you wanna get into my pants, just ask.
Because we're a bunch of fuck-ups!
Get your body between the ball and the goal post.
Right!
You haven't played any decent teams. Wait till you play McKinley and Lincoln.
I was late because I had to do the shopping.
I couldn't see from the bottom of the pile I was under.
Take the next right.
- Then you're off the team. - I'm a senior. No problem.
'Cause I know him. He'd put it down, try to talk me out of it.
Yeah! Sure!
Hello, Stephanie, you stick...
- Oh, God! - Is Wednesday a safe bet?
You've lost control of what goes on in your own house!
Frank! The deal's off.
You don't even care about my hair. You didn't even notice it.
This is the other team
Awesome
- What's that supposed to mean? - You'll see.
You ought to consider stepping up to some genuine wire-wheeled hubcaps.
You don't get it.
We'll play to five. Ladies first. You serve.
but it's very forward-thinking, too. You're going to love it.
You want me to put a Cerulo mark on your locker?
All right, listen up!
- I'll take you. - You don't have to.
If it's relevant, I will hear the witness.
Good game, Coach.
Rigggggt How about some Peanut Brittle
One-zip. Supposed to hit the ball, not the wall, babes.
- I mean, coaching to me is like- - Heads up!
Go get them. Your daddy will be here in a minute.
Marvel, you go ahead, come back. I'll give it to you.
I have some stats here that you might be interested in.
You got some real talent here.
- You jumped out of bounds. - Shut up.
Are you all character witnesses?
- Drop. - I can't!
I guess I'm not the quarterback anymore?
Just for the heck of it.
You. You're in training as of right now. Put that out.
- What? - That's right. You wanted a van, right?
Better!
I'll bet me and you can work this out.
Next semester, I quit coaching and I teach at Chatham.
Dan, take a look. McGrath.
See you tomorrow.
Are you okay, honey? We'll get an ice pack. Is my hair okay?
I'm warmed up.
Now, tomorrow's our first game.