Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, mean.

all the yelling's not going to help.

in order to teach Jazzercise to a bunch of overprivileged girls...

I suppose you think I got beat because I was afraid to fight.

I have information from a reliable source that these Central players are ineligible.

I don't want to got to bed. It's not my bedtime.

Are you kidding? He probably ate his folks.

It's a new car. What's it look like?

This is getting to be a really good game.

Mr. Ruff, thank you very much. You really gave us a run for our money.

I know the guys in the team will be upset, but blame it on me.

because ever since I've been playing football for her...

- Kids! - We're going shopping!

why don't you go on home now? Thanks for bringing Alice back.

Remo won't last long with the JV, so, when he bombs out, Molly takes the field.

Chocolate chip is not what I call dinner.

- Further- - Wait, wait, stop.

- I guess practice is over, Miss Coach? - Let's get out of here.

We have a little left from last year's fund-raising drive.

I can't risk losing my girls.

Man, come on. Listen to her.

- Who's this? - It's the football team.

I'm the only one who'll take this job.

- Dan, I can handle this. Believe me. - Heads up!

- and you'll probably get a concussion. - $5.

Their tackles have been forcing the play.

Hey, Dan Darwell told me that you were eminently qualified.

I thought I was at Central. I'm sorry.

I was raised on football. I know more about it than anybody else you could get.

Trumaine, what is going on?

Whose team, I might hasten to add...

You didn't show me his stats. I'd like to see them.

and that the children be enjoined from attending games...

so I'll drop the kids off earlier than usual, like 2:30 p. m. Okay? Thanks.

God, I even quit when I'm trying to quit.

I'm not going to quit. I'm going to see this through...

Everyone talking bout him...

We're working on it, aren't we boys?

Okay, I'll dig them out for you.

That's not fair.

It's play diagrams from our touchdown plays from last year...

Hey, Mom, I found Marian's shoe. President Muffley had it.

how you enjoying the game thus far?

That isn't polite.

No, Coach, I'm serious.

So take the field.

Come on, we're late. Let's go.

Now, what do you say?

- Cerulo, okay? - It ain't me, Coach. I'm innocent.

But if it's any consolation to you...

All right, we'll do better next week.

If this is school spirit, I must be in the wrong place.

- If you're not properly conditioned- - Zip that shit.

Put your pants on and listen up!

Yeah, I'm just throwing that out.

You owe me a new stopwatch!

I'm gonna get my old job back at Prescott.

- Bird, I'm in a trash can! - Be quiet.

Hi, guys. Hi, Jeannie.

Going back to coaching girls' track is not exactly the same as quitting.

- Get this guy out of here. - That's okay. See, I'm not with them.

Please, just continue doing what you were doing.

I was raised on this sport. It's part of me.

Your love for your children is not at issue here.

So I guess I am.

- Is that right? - That's right.

Now, if you're not willing to work hard...

Do you think you can get away with treating me like this?

Don't get mad. Get even!

Hey, Angelique!

I got a call from the principal over at Jackson High.

He's probably got the money on him now. Search his pockets!

I love my guys. Beautiful. A finely-trained killing machine.

Then why did you have to hot-wire it?

I'm sorry. I thought you were one of them.

Boogie down, boogie down we'll run those Cougars out of town

Come on, girls! Come on!

You're not sending our girls to some school they don't wanna go to...

It's raining. Let's call it a draw, okay?

- I really need to talk to you. - Bird, step into my office.

I'll show you tough.