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Bedgoes up. Bedgoes down. Bedgoes up. Bedgoes down.
Suspect has a hat. Repeat, hat!
- [ Gasps, Groans ] - Hey, what's the matter?
- Homie, what is it? -Just workin' the turkey through.
[ Mooing ]
I will perform any operation for 1 29.95.
I do enjoy a snifter of port at Christmas.
- Eh. - Well, you kids are old enough to know the truth...
And good-bye! You're fired!
[ Tires Screeching ]
Well, if he's been good, he'll go to heaven.
Let's have a minute of silent prayer...
Oh, good. Now, under "heart attacks,"
####[Reggae]
There it goes!
nurse, cancel my one o'clock.
They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son.
What a delightful treat. Oh, there's a bug in it.
I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Dad, are you trying to tell us you're getting a coronary artery bypass graft?
- a grave for! - [ Gasps ]
Well, Marge, we could do worse.
Doctor, what's wrong? Don't you know where to make the incision?
(ANGRY GRUNTING)
Hey, Lise, there was a big train wreck last night. Do you wanna see the victims?
Come in for brain surgery...
Suspect has a hat. Repeat, hat.
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.
Okay, Okay. We need $40,000. Now, how much do we have in the checkbook?