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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
And a new candle now and then?
Now, what you see here is the radioactive dye we injected...
- Say it in English, Doc. - You're going to need open-heart surgery.
[ Groaning ] Oh, yeah. That's the stuff.
I mean, whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger.
And to make sure, I want to be stuffed and put on the couch...
[ Beeping ]
Hey, look. I can fit my entire fist in here.
Sir, I'm sorry. We can't insure you.
No, that's next door.
Homer, I prepared a special Surprise just for you.
Think back to med school.
Oh, that's right. My grotesque appearance. [ Chuckling ]
Phones go up. Phones go down
Say it in English, Doc!
In heaven, you get to do Whatever you like best all the time.
- Do we have to start over? - Hell, no.
and will always look out for you.
- Krusty, why are you here? - Eh, it's part of my public service...
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I know you're gonna turn out great, with or without your old man.
and receive a free Chinese finger trap.
If something happens, please look after Marge...
[Enrique & Sakura Laugh] is OK! And so is [Lucy Adderley, John, Laura & Jilalan whisper]
- What is it, Dad? - Son, they call it a "droodle."
America's health care system is second only to Japa
- Seventy dollars. - Hmm.
Now, I know I haven't been the best Jew...
(SINGING A TUNE)
with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.
You rule intensive care!
- are responsible for his wretched health? - Gimme some jerky.
- Boring! - Wait! This might be the answer we're looking for.
Psst! the best meat's in the rump.
Suspect is pantless. Repeat, pantless.
- Clear! - [ Groaning ]