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America's health care system is second only to Japan...
- How long has it been? - Six seconds.
TTI, TTR, TTI, TTR *parung patmod*
Oh, you swing like a girl. Come on, now.
Well, anyhoo, can I have $40,000?
EW! Stinky pants!
[ Groaning ] Thank you.
Oh, hold on there. Uh, you still have to sign it.
Dear Lord, thank you For Ziggy comics, little baby ducks...
My husband is still alive!
I got that right now.
Bring him to me!
bring him to me!
Mary Costa Is still alive
What in Shit's name Are you guys doing?
Oh, Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone.
Nurse, cancel my 1 :00.
We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.
Hello. [ Chuckles ]
I guess this is the time to tell you--
Saddle goes up... Saddles goes down...
Oh?
Uh-- He sold poisoned milk to schoolchildren.
Uh, you know, Homer, that beer ain't free.
Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.