Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

PRINTED UP AND PLACED AT EACH SETTING.
YOU HAVE TO USE U-SUBSTITUTION, WITH U EQUALS 3 FEET.
YOU PLAY ANY OF THE GAMES YET? NO. I'VE BEEN WATCHING HIM LOSE.
THIS IS MY GRANDMOTHER -- LORELAI.
IF I PASS OUT...
OKAY. GOOD. YOU THINK THE COUCH IS TERRIBLE.
IT'S AWFUL. IT CAN HEAR YOU.
SO NOT FUNNY.
IT PUTS ONE IN THE AWKWARD POSITION
Trix: ONE OF THE PORCH LIGHTS IS BURNED OUT.
WHAT'S THAT? IT'S A TIE FOR MY FATHER'S BIRTHDAY.
WHAT'RE YOU SAYING? YOU NEED A SYSTEM.
CHOCOLATE AMARETTO MOUSSE CAKES IN THE SHAPE OF A "G."
IT SAYS JAMIE LIKES YOU ENOUGH
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I'LL GET YOUR SNOW CONE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHAT'S THE MATTER IS, I'M NOT 20.
YOU GOING TO THE CARNIVAL? I'M GOING. JESS ISN'T.
WELL...IT'S A LITTLE... GENERIC.
THANKS, KIRK.
AND I'M THINKING, "EIGHT DAYS OF HANUKKAH --
IT WAS SO NICE. THEN HIS GRANDFATHER AND I
WELL, THIS COUCH IS TERRIBLE.
IT'S TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT NOW. COME ON.
HOW DO I LOOK? LIKE A WOMAN WHO DOES NOT OWN SPICE GIRL MEMORABILIA.
[ LORELAI CHUCKLES ]
WHEN YOU GET WHERE? I'M TURNING ONTO YOUR STREET.
I'M FINISHED BEING YOUR GO-BETWEEN.
IT'S A SMALL TOWN. WE WILL SEE EACH OTHER.
YOU WENT TO THE "BID-A-BASKET" FESTIVAL, THE DANCE MARATHON.
WELL...IT'S THE SITUATION, NOT YOU.
LET'S VOTE. THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
FINE. FINE.
OH, RORY! SUPER!
PARIS DOESN'T HAVE A BROTHER.
I'M NOT GOING TO THAT CARNIVAL WITH YOU.
BECAUSE YOU'RE INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
A STATE-OF-THE-ART, HIGH-TECH TITANIUM BATHROOM SCALE!
THEY PLAYED CHRISTMAS MUSIC, AND WE DRANK APPLE CIDER.
MO-- MOM!
IF YOU SAY SO. I DO.
WELL, SURE, 'CAUSE A PARTIAL HISTORY
MICHEL... I'M LOOKING.
THAT TALK ABOUT "YOU CAN DO MORE."
OH. OKAY.
RORY, YOU'RE A YOUNG PERSON WHO WORKS HARD.
I WANNA HEAR ALL ABOUT YOUR SCHOOLING AND COLLEGE PLANS.
OPTION NUMBER ONE --
REALLY? IF YOU WANT TO.
YOU KNOW THAT. WHATEVER YOU SAY.
THAT'S GREAT. HE INVITED ME BACK FOR EASTER.
I'M NOT DONE.
I WENT SHOPPING FOR MY FATHER'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT TODAY,
MM-HMM.
NO, I'M FINE. OKAY.
YES, PLEASE.
THE DOOR IS OPEN BECAUSE...DEAN'S HERE.
VERY BAD. OH, MICHEL!
YES, WE DO. [ CHUCKLES ]
THEY DO. I SWEAR.
SHE'D PLANNED TO DISCUSS AND IT WAS A BIT URGENT.
ANYHOW, THE WEATHER IN LONDON IS QUITE DAMP,
YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH, FINE. I READ "THE ART OF WAR."
DON'T THE EIGHT DAYS SYMBOLIZE SOMETHING?
LET'S GO.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF BRACES WERE INVOLVED IN THIS INTERACTION?
RORY, COME ON.
ARE YOU GOING? I HAVE TO.
ALRIGHT, 8:00. DO NOT BE LATE.
AND I HAVE A YEARNING TO BE A LITTLE CLOSER
DID YOU SEE THEY GOT THE CRAZY PSYCHIC FROM WOODBURY AGAIN?
YOU WEREN'T EVEN SPEAKING. NOW HE'S FETCHING YOU SNOW CONES?
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE --
COFFEE? MAYBE TALK A LITTLE?