Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHY, YES, I DO. HOWEVER...

I SHOULD'VE PULLED THE COIN SORTER OUT LAST --

I HAD AN AMAZING TIME SITTING NEAR THE TREE, OPENING PRESENTS.

WHAT, NO ARAMIS THIS YEAR? HE LIKES TIES.

LIKE YOU WERE STANDING WITH AN AXE NEXT TO A CHERRY TREE.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT.

WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY -- OH, I CHANGED MY MIND.

CAN WE RETURN TO THE UNIFORMS? ON A SCALE 1-10

ED? DOES THIS BELONG TO YOU?

I APPLIED TO SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT STATE. WHAT?

WHAT? TONIGHT, BEFORE THE DINNER.

I CAN'T GET OVER HOW WEIRD IT IS.

FOR NOT TELLING ME YOU WERE IN ILL HEALTH.

YES -- SHOVED IN HER MOUTH.

FINALLY GOT TO THE LAST BEAN--

MY SHOWER WASN'T THAT LONG.

IT'S NOT MUCH -- PROBABLY TOO MODEST FOR KORN,

WHEN YOU GIVE HIM THE WORLD'S MOST PERFECT PRESENT.

ESPECIALLY, SINCE SOME OF US HAVE BEEN FREEZING

Is it clean? YEAH, IT'S CLEAN.

HOW'D IT FINALLY END WITH CHEECH AND CHONG?

[ Singsong voice ] THEY'RE HERE.

YOU DON'T THINK AS HARD AS PARIS WORKS IN SCHOOL

CUSTARD PIE, NO ICE CREAM.

I BROUGHT FLOWERS AND CAN'T FIND A DECENT VASE.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? THAT RIDICULOUS BETTY BOOP HEAD.

BLEH! UGH, UGH...

HAS HE DONE HIS "NAPOLEON HAVING DINNER WITH CHARLEMAGNE" BIT?

ON TO THE NEXT THING.

THAT'S VERY, VERY CLEVER.

JESS KNOWS I'M FRIENDS WITH DEAN,

NOT IF PARIS WANTS IT AS A SENIOR GIFT. WE ALL AGREED.

WHAT WILL I DO WITH ALL THAT EXTRA TIME?

TO APPEAR AT THIS TABLE. I LIKE A BRISK PACE.

TRAPPED UNDER THAT CUP.

OH, YEAH, YEAH. NO PROBLEM.

REALLY? STILL HAVE IT IF YOU'D LIKE IT.

YOU'RE STUBBORN AND IMPOSSIBLE. I'LL SEE YOU AT 9:00.

WE LOOK STUPID, RIGHT? NO.

NOW THAT WE'VE EXHAUSTED THE GREETINGS, KINDLY MOVE ASIDE.

SHALL WE VOTE? HOLD ON.

ABSOLUTELY. SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE.

WELL, LORELAI, I MUST SAY, ON FIRST VIEWING,

I'M GONNA GO START STUDYING.

I WASN'T. I LOOKED SURPRISED FOR A MONTH.

SOOKIE IS ONE OF THE BEST CHEFS AROUND.

YOU TAKE PLEASURE IN MY DISAPPROVAL?

NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS MY MOTHER

WE COULD JUST CANCEL THE SUPPLEMENTARY MEETING THIS WEEK.

McKELLAN WROTE ME A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION.

THAT'S JESS. JESS, THIS IS CLARA.

I COULD GET RID OF IT. YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT.

YOU'RE MAKING ME SAD. HIS MOTHER BOUGHT ME A PRESENT.

WHAT'RE YOU PLANNING TO DO SINCE YOU'VE TRAPPED HIM?

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHERE LORELAI WORKS.

THEN YOU CAN GO WITH ME AND DEAN, RIGHT?