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CAN I GO NOW? THE DOOR'S THERE.
IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, I'VE BECOME THE "RAIN MAN"
* I WILL FOLLOW *
OKAY, WELL... NICE TO MEET YOU.
I CAREFULLY PICKED OUT AND PAID OFF OVER EIGHT MONTHS
I-I DIDN'T SEE YOU. I-I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
I'M SORRY. NO BIGGIE. YOU GONNA THROW THAT?
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME? I LIKE YOUR CRAZY HAIR.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I CAN'T GIVE HIM A TIE
I MET HIS PARENTS. YOU DID?
[ SIGHS ]
ONE FOR RORY, TOO. ONE FOR RORY, TOO.
MAN, YOU LIKE HEARING YOURSELF TALK.
THE BELL RANG. WHAT?
OF HAVING TO INVITE ONESELF IN.
SO IS PLANTING A NICE TREE IN THE QUAD. EVERY CLASS DOES THAT.
YOU WOULD?
WHEN DID YOU GUYS GET SO BUDDY-BUDDY AGAIN?
THREE. PUT EM ON THE DRESSER.
IN THE ARMY IN WORLD WAR I.
OF COURSE I'M STILL HERE. CAN I GET YOU SOME CHAMPAGNE?
DESPITE HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOUR CAREER'S IN.
THAT HORRIFYING WOMAN WANTS TO SEE YOUR HOUSE --
THE INN? I THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE DINNER THERE.
SHE'S NOT HUNGRY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
AND IT WAS CANCELED. WERE WE DISAPPOINTED?
THAT WAS WHEN I WAS TRYING TO GET YOU.
Apparently, he kept it in his field office in France.
I'VE GOT McKELLAN FOR HISTORY.
YOU'VE HAD ONE GOAL SINCE THE YEAR BEGAN.
YOU KINDA HAD TO BE THERE.
EIGHT DAYS OF RIPPING OFF KIDS WHO CAN'T HAVE A HANUKKAH BUSH.
I'LL FIGURE IT OUT WHEN I GET THERE.
SO, TRIX, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE HARTFORD HOUSE.
BUY OURSELVES A RANCH IN TEXAS.
THIS MAN WAS A GENIUS. LISTEN TO HIM PLAY.
BYE.
WHAT? DON'T KICK THE CUP.
YOU DON'T GET A BEAR, BUT IT'S STILL PRETTY FUN.
THE STUDENT SURPASSES THE MASTER.
BUT SINCE YOU ASKED, MY HEALTH HASN'T BEEN VERY GOOD LATELY.
BYE, FRANCIE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MY ENEMY.
FRANCIE. SO GOOD OF YOU TO STOP BY.
INCLUDE THE BATHTUB SCENE FROM "ANNIE HALL"
[ SIGHS ]
PACE YOURSELF. RORY NEVER TELLS ME TO PACE MYSELF.
YOU WEREN'T GONNA GO WITH DEAN?
DON'T ASK ME HOW I'M GONNA DEAL WITH HIM. I HAVE NO IDEA.
WAS "BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE" TAKEN? IT'S A GOOD GIFT.
THANK YOU. NO -- THANK YOU.
THERE IS GOOD, IF YOU LIKE THE WINDOW.
OKAY, "NO" SEEMS LIKE A SAFE ANSWER.
MOM... OKAY.
NOW, PLEASE TAKE THIS TO YOUR CHEF.
SINCE OUR SHOWERS THIS MORNING. I WASN'T THAT LONG.
VERY, VERY BAD.
HE BOUGHT ME A TICKET, I TOOK THE TRAIN TO PHILADELPHIA,
CLARA, YOU WANT A SNOW CONE? YES. WILL YOU GET ME A SNOW CONE?
THOUGH THIS RIGHT NOW...
BY CHOICE, OR DO YOU SCARE THE MEN WITH YOUR INDEPENDENCE?
THAT'S CHEATING. TOUGH.
ON THE HOUSE AND SECURE A NEW TENANT.
WHAT HAPPENED TO "I'M GOING TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE"?
AND, HEY -- LOOK HOW IT TURNED OUT FOR YOU.