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IF I CAME WEARING WHITE GLOVES, WHAT'D I FIND?
LET'S GO TO THE CARNIVAL.
'CAUSE I THINK I'M LOSING POINTS.
LET'S JUST WATCH THE SNOW.
OH, NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. GOOD.
HE KNOWS I'M BEHIND THIS, AND HE'LL COME AFTER ME.
THERE'S A SNOW CONE IN THE FREEZER.
IT'S PRETTY OUT TONIGHT, ISN'T IT? SURE IS.
I GOT IT.
IN EXCHANGE FOR THE PROMISE
WE'RE RAISING MONEY FOR THE MARCHING BAND.
WHICH WAS GREAT FOR 15 MINUTES, UNTIL IT ALL CAME BACK TO ME --
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? SO WHAT IF PARIS HAS A BOYFRIEND?
WE FIGURED YOU OKAYED IT. I DID NOT.
YOU REALLY THINK BY BEING HER FRIEND
THE ONE I HAD PLANNED FOR WEDNESDAY NIGHT.
IT'S BEEN A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY.
SHE MADE ME WATCH "SHOAH" FOR A WEEK.
LIKE SOME MORE CHAMPAGNE?
WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER, AND...HE WANTED TO GET COFFEE,
YOU HAD ONE MORE THAT YOU DIDN'T SHOW ME.
WITH NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT, WHAT'S THE POINT?
YOU'RE WORKING? I'M WORKING.
SURE -- WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE
PARIS SHOULD BE HERE. I AGREE -- PARIS SHOULD BE HERE.
IN ALL THIS TIME, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU NOT HUNGRY.
THEY RECENTLY MOVED OUT, SO I HAD TO CHECK
HEY, Y-YOU WANNA... GET A CUP OF COFFEE?
OF HOBO FURNITURE, AND SHE'S GONNA BLAME ME --
STEP BACK AND MOVE AWAY.
YOU CAN SEE WHY CAMPING'S OUTTA THE QUESTION.
THE WADSWORTH MANSION IS TOO EXPENSIVE.
IT'D BE A BLOODBATH.
I KNOW YOU KEEP A KEY IN A TURTLE.
I MOVE WE POSTPONE THIS MEETING UNTIL PARIS CAN BE REACHED.
BUT...WEEZER WOULD BE PRETTY COMFORTABLE.
HEY! HOW'S THE FUND-RAISER GOING?
I'VE GOT YOU COVERED, TRIX.
MR. HUNTER, THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.
I ENCOURAGE IT SOMETIMES JUST FOR A LAUGH.
BECAUSE HOT WATER'S ENJOYED BY ALL.
I THOUGHT PERHAPS I WOULD MOVE BACK IN.
DEAN COMING OVER, BRINGING YOUR STUFF BACK.
JEALOUS? OF PARIS' LOBOTOMY VICTIM?
JUST A THING. WHAT KIND OF THING?
I WAS LOOKING IN THE WINDOW -- I WAS NOTICING THE NEW BENCHES.
PLEASE LET IT BE NEW UNIFORMS.
I DON'T GO TO THESE STUPID TOWN THINGS.
AND ACHIEVE THE PERFECT LIQUID LINE.
[ CROWD GRUMBLING ]
YOUR UNIFORM HAS A CUT DOWN YOUR BACK.
EMILY, DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
SOUNDS FAIR. SOUNDS FAB.
AT ONE POINT IN MY LIFE, YOU SAYING A COUCH
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE.
YOU PUT THE COINS IN, IT SORTS THEM.
OH. WELL...
I'M NOT DONE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
COME ON -- LET'S SEE IF SHE TRIES TO MAKE A BREAK FOR IT.
UM, I JUST WANTED TO -- AAH, AAH, AAH!
YOUR FATHER HAD A HUMIDOR THAT WAS OWNED BY VICTOR HUGO.
WONDERFUL. TOMORROW NIGHT, THEN.
MOVE, PLEASE! W-W-WHAT'S GOING ON?
TO MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY,
BECAUSE. IT LOOKS CRAZY.
TO SEE WHAT THEY BOUGHT, DIDN'T HELP ME,
OKAY. I GOT IT.