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I mean, he doesn't need it. He's in great shape, but, uh...
-MIA: Let's-- -(MADS GRUNTING)
Hey, Matt, it's Judd from work.
What the fuck is the point of having a pilot?
JUDD: (AUTOMATED) ...forty-six, 45...
-Can you unclose it? -No. No, it's on the auto-lock.
it was a staggeringly uneventful journey,
No, no, no, it wasn't. Uh, the official line is
is to jettison from the back of the ship
Launching. Launching.
I call it a ringpiece.
On a good day, I'm barely not stupid.
-(IRIS SCREAMS) -Launching.
What's that?
What are you doing-- No, you stand upright, and I'll--
That's longer than the Beatles were together!
like a 200-year-old breadstick! I've had it!
Just ordinary idiots who went out of an airlock one night.
-(PDA WATCH BEEPS) -It's Matt.
Yes, and keep the engine running.
If I was that pilot, I'd have my finger
You want a drink?
We're taking your stupid fucking horse head
Just, uhhh you know…. having snack attacks and shrieking
-I don't know. -Right. I keep forgetting that.
You're doing a detective thing with the words. I love it!
Alpha to the nut sack.
We just jettisoned from the port side airlocks.
Oh, well, just making sure.
-(CROWD YELLING) -No, no!
-On our new trajectory... -I don't wanna hear this.
ALL: (SCREAMING) Iris!
He must be headed for the shuttle.
♪ (DISCORDANT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-For some reason, it does. -RYAN CLARK: Matt, listen to me,
Iris, do you remember the day that we recorded my numbers?
Jordan, I did like you, but I am very, very weird.
because a baying mob wanted to bay me to death!
-(WHOOSHING SOUND) -Now I've sent it!
To control a ship, you need to know
But also, merciless.
PAUL: Oh, oh, oh. Hey! Hey! Only one of you can go home.
Rav?
No. You need to be both.
See, I was expecting something more along the lines of...
Maybe I should go.
My money's on the mind.
go fuck your dog." And then I left.
Hello, Douglas. How are you? Gosh, this is awkward.
-out of the equation! -Iris?
You'd know about that, wouldn't you, though? (CHUCKLES)
That is Jordan Hatwal,
-Oh, that's right. Yeah. -BILLIE: Yeah.
-Okay. -BILLIE MCEVOY: Great.
And why is it called The Smasher?