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'Cause I am against that.
-Hey! Hey! Hi! -WOMAN: Oh!
Um... Aren't those the same thing?
and I am now totally fine. Uh-uh-uh! Remain in your seat.
you can't do this, all right?
Why? Because I'm standing here like this?
Oh my god. Does that mean he's gonna top himself?
I missed something about dead bodies
-What? I moisturize. -No, I mean,
-Did you get my joke? -Suicide never ends well.
Okay, the sad clown
We're getting all our shit together
(YELLS) The codes! Matt, we need the codes.
But I assume it's because you smash things.
Handy.
who also perished on this ship. That's a lot.
flying out of the ship.
Frank pushed the button. What an asshole Frank is.
Oh, fuck! No!
RYAN: Yeah, that is a good point.
but I think a lot of people would.
It was great getting to know you.
And, um... (CLEARS THROAT) Would you say
Iris! You were like a coworker to me.
the shitty open mic night routine
CYRUS: Joe's hands and his head for print recognition
including the peripheral horseshoe.
No, it has to be you. It has to be you.
Uh, this is the antechamber
Oh, that's an awesome idea.
Well, I didn't get it. Does that mean I'm suicidal?
(LAUGHS) I mean, I'm telling you it is.
That's dumb. What Matt wrote is dumb.
As if someone would want to have a baby with you. (LAUGHS)
RYAN: You better give her the codes, Matt.
That's the captain I remember from that headshot.
Would you be willing to swear to that in a court of law?
That's a-- That's a very valid point.
You know, you've been my least favorite so far.
How many guitars did you bring on this trip?
-I could've saved them. -We tried.
-I'm gonna be Cobra. -Shit! That's a good one.
-in the waxing place-- what am I like? Um... -Oh! (CHUCKLES)
We will be ruthless.
I honestly never heard her say a good word about you, Nadia.
Women don't like vanity in men. It's emasculating.
Just remembered I've got to, uh, change the, uh, travel catheter.
But anyone thinking irrationally,
Life without you would be...