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of a pigeon trapped in a library.
(GRUNTING)
I co-manage a sporting equipment store
-And where are your weights? -No, I need those.
Come with me. And you can call me Captain
(GASPING) Iris!
Ooh. Ah.
(CRYING) I miss her so much!
Wait, I got a new message from Matt.
Come on, people, come on! (CLAPPING)
-Oh, were you? -...save this miserable marriage
to threats of dental violence!
-That is gross. I mean-- -CYRUS: (THROUGH WATCH) Billie.
Well, I think you just nuanced them to death!
What-- What do we need from outside?
-(WATCHES BEEP) -What?
We need the codes.
Ugh, he's Swedish, and he's exhausting.
All right, come on, Chuckles, let's go.
All right, let's start this mother!
...is where we were jettisoning things out.
And all I'm asking is that you just acknowledge that
Why don't you call me? We'll go do something.
"Sorry, just to be clear, I'm not going to kill myself."
It's-- It's always been a horseshoe.
than your lateral career move.
you know, to jettison from the port side.
-and I'm ready to-- -Don't say that. Ever.
-Go grab 'em all. -KAREN: What are these?
-Then you p-- -...you push-- you change...
What, you want me to just sit here?
That little boy's grown into a man.
Maybe bring back his ass? That'd be funny.
(BOTH PANTING)
and because you contemplated mass murder.
-A sort of... -SARAH: Come and visit us...
'cause I think I deserve it this time.
Just so everybody understands, whoever goes back,
That's good. That's smart.
and you won't contribute literal weights?
NADIA: (VOICE BREAKING) I miss Sarah so much.
At least, that's what they said at my son's funeral.