Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know you heard about the new scandal that's about to break.
Nobody. Nobody told me nothing!
Yeah, I'm definitely in love with Leslie. That's affirmative.
Okay. I'll just...
Some of the jokes are sort of inside.
Okay, good, because I have to run a public forum,
Each December, one department puts on a show
Yeah, that's sweet. Use your nightstick.
If you think that you can drag me and my friend through the mud,
Hey, there was a message for you on the work voicemail.
Well, you kind of do. I mean, I need to know soon.
our tree lighting ceremony will be simulcast on Internet radio.
There's a $75 change fee, but I could pay you that, or I could reimburse you.
Damn, 10 items, and we'll knock this out.
when they get a diamond, they're like,
And he's gay? Yeah.
I am being supported, of course, by the Glitter Factory and 1-800-Mattress.
Yeah, it's perfect.
Please don't say it. ... lesbian.
You do? 'Course. I think I know you pretty well,
Was it the nurse who delivered our love child?
And good government is our goal
We'll find out, on Pawnee Today's exclusive interview
but four nurses in a supply closet,
the tiniest story gets dissected over and over again.
Well, I hope you can all join me at my fundraiser tonight.
Look at the way she's smiling at him. Mmm-hmm.
I'm really happy that I have the chance to clear my name.
Apparently, Sanitation didn't empty this dumpster.
So, yeah, I guess I'm in love with the Army.