Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Make them extra bloody." Trust me.

But at least the raccoon infestation is under control

Now, which one of them told you? Was it the liver lady?

I don't know. I just want to see if I can do it.

She's a... We're... Four. Three.

I already have the swine flu. I'm worried about the turtle flu.

then you've got... Yes, I'll hold.

I know how to surf.

If I ever see that guy, I'm gonna punch him right in the face.

Okay. Why are you asking me?

This exclusive story, there is no mole on Miss Knope!

before you get in your costume,

to go to the bathroom, so we can avoid what happened last year.

Oh, God! Is something wrong with the tree?

Dude! You remembered me complaining about my computer bag!

When you get all feisty like that, it gets my heart racing.

Care to comment on stolen-joke-gate?

I'm expected at two different maternity wards.

I took lessons when I was a kid. I'm actually pretty good.

ever, in my whole life.

and I didn't get him anything.

Serbian: Yeah bitch! Gimme some of them genocides!

I found a sandwich in one of your parks,

You've got it wrong.

I want to know who told you.

It was fine. Pretty straightforward.