Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Take it from me, denying only makes things worse.

The big issue now is, who is this mystery woman?

And the other guy was like, "Me neither."

Who told you? Was it the babysitter?

appears to be a government employee named Leslie Norp.

Who told me? Mmm-hmm.

Hey, have you figured out what you're getting Ann for Christmas?

Yes, there is a last one, and it's a doozie.

I thought you did great.

Oh, Leslie? Well, yeah. Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.

And he's now about to shake hands with Leslie Knope,

I got the babysitter pregnant,

The mystery woman who met with Councilman Dexhart last night

Okay, you know how people say that you should give gifts

and if we did, you would have proof,

Oh! Hi! How was your meeting?

Why not? What's in it for you?

Whoever wants to talk, go ahead, and we'll be out of here in a tight 15.

Which I did. And it's awesome.

I think we can manage.

then when she was in the delivery room, I had sex with not one,

To the raccoons' delight.

We got called up to active duty. I ship out in four days.

that it involves multiple women, a love child,

I have got some awesome ideas.

Yeah? That's a terrible gift.

Okay. We've been over this. If you're worried about swine flu,

We can't have raccoons for the Christmas thing.

This could not be more perfect if I had planned it myself.

Fellas love that