Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

At least you're kind of young.

Like I'm on a Stairmaster,

Hey. Sorry I'm late.

Joan, I just wanted to say thank you for letting me be on your show.

You don't have to come to this game with me.

It's mostly maintenance. But I'm going for, like, a year.

No. Fellows love that.

Yes, there is a last one, and it's a doozie.

Brokeback Mountain DVD.

I... You know my Army reserve unit?

Last year we got drunk and he took me to the Ice Capades,

Diamonds. Can't go wrong with diamonds.

I'm not gonna let these people intimidate me. I'm gonna do my job.

"Bring a case of beer to Sanitation." Why?

San Diego. Jeez. Yeah.

Well, sure. I see you brought your girlfriend for support. That's nice.

and I am proud to announce, for the first time ever this year,

and I want to know why it didn't have mayonnaise.

You may want to come visit me, right?

You know damn well what happened.

Sid Asnov is a former city councilman. Some of the jokes are sort of inside.

We met for about 15 minutes, and then I went home, alone,

Leslie? Where's Leslie?

It is a veritable storm of information coming into the studios here today.