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This is not us This is us

Councilman, with all due respect, get a grip.

Because... I don't know. There's no one else to ask.

To be honest, being linked to Leslie

And that man would be the vice president, and I would be the president.

I want you to hold a press conference and clear my name.

and that doesn't sound like you.

We do not have a private life!

Maybe 18 months. And I was kind of hoping

for the first time the tree lighting will be simulcast on the radio listening to that tree lighting is gonna be dope!

The fact is, we never slept together,

Even the super left-wing chicks that saw Blood Diamond and cried,

is a lot less damning than the real story.

I'm not afraid to say anything. Okay? I have nothing to hide.

It's like she's sending him a message that she's ready for childbearing.

and any time you see two women standing very close to each other...

I'm gonna come up with something really, really good.

First idea, spray tan gift certificates.

What? That is a total lie.

My God! ... with Leslie Knope...

We're looking at Councilman Dexhart... Leslie, you should see this.

That's the nicest gift anybody's ever... Is that good?

Good call. I didn't think of that.

You've got nothing to lose. I'm very good.

and, "The Parks lady boned Dexhart,"