Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And often. Thank you, I'll be here all week!
You got that? Yeah.
use hand sanitizer...
Like assless chaps? You know what? Forget it.
6:00 p.m., caroling with the youth choir,
I'm not scared. I got nothing to apologize for.
that you've had sex with a married councilman.
No. Nothing wrong.
What's so funny? Oh.
We may not be big And our mayor wears a wig
I am assuming this is about my performance
Okay. I've made copies of Leslie's daily work schedule,
We just received these exclusive photos.
We now go live to Councilman Bill Dexhart,
This is awesome!
According to unconfirmed reports in the Pawnee Sun,
Hi, this is Leslie Knope, and I would like Joan
Oh, um, I gave her the day off, Paul. Thought that was best.
That's a really big deal. It is. Thank you.
I've been thinking about your gay boyfriend all day.
I don't understand why I'm on trial here.
Reorganization of Local Auditing Systems.
Councilman Dexhart wants to meet with you at 9:00 p. M., the Boardwalk Lounge.
Yeah, bitch, give me more of them blood diamonds!
I thought it'd be more exciting!
who doesn't love diamonds.
Leslie, it's the Pawnee Sun. It's a tabloid.
Hip Hop Abs dance fitness DVD?
Hi, sweetie.
Reggie Wayne!
I will admit that the rumors of our affair are indeed false.
and everyone's gonna do Santa for two hours,
Turtle flu.
What are we talking about?